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ATTN: PEEDEE - I am hungry

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 14, 2010, 07:00:37 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

Something both larger than your head, yet possibly manageable.  Like a watermelon.

Rumckle

Step 1. Get chicken.
Step 2. Fuck chicken.
Step 3. Keep fucking that chicken.
Step 4. ?????
Step 5. Lunch!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Rumckle on February 14, 2010, 09:48:28 PM
Step 1. Get chicken.
Step 2. Fuck chicken.
Step 3. Keep fucking that chicken.
Step 4. ?????
Step 5. Lunch!

Thank you Rumckle, you have solved my food dilemma.