Plus I Got Depression

[President Television]

What do they give you for hypoglycemia? They just told me I have to eat all the time, mostly protein, and stay away from sugar and simple starch.

I don't know yet. This is silly, because I already had my suspicions and really should have done the research months ago.

So far, I'm just going to start carrying emergency rations around with me.

You can put jerky snacks RIGHT IN YOUR POCKETS.

Fantastic! I like jerky.

[Doktor Howl]

What do they give you for hypoglycemia? They just told me I have to eat all the time, mostly protein, and stay away from sugar and simple starch.

I don't know yet. This is silly, because I already had my suspicions and really should have done the research months ago.

So far, I'm just going to start carrying emergency rations around with me.

You can put jerky snacks RIGHT IN YOUR POCKETS.

Fantastic! I like jerky.

I found something in my pockets.  Might be jerky.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What do they give you for hypoglycemia? They just told me I have to eat all the time, mostly protein, and stay away from sugar and simple starch.

I don't know yet. This is silly, because I already had my suspicions and really should have done the research months ago.

So far, I'm just going to start carrying emergency rations around with me.

You can put jerky snacks RIGHT IN YOUR POCKETS.

Fantastic! I like jerky.

I found something in my pockets.  Might be jerky.

For some reason that is incredibly disturbing coming from you.

[Suu]

What do they give you for hypoglycemia? They just told me I have to eat all the time, mostly protein, and stay away from sugar and simple starch.

OOPS! That's what I'm doing wrong.

Carbs will throw your blood sugar off really bad. Be careful. Also, you will be in serious need of fiber once you start losing the simple carbs, so better get yo' greens.

[President Television]

What do they give you for hypoglycemia? They just told me I have to eat all the time, mostly protein, and stay away from sugar and simple starch.

I don't know yet. This is silly, because I already had my suspicions and really should have done the research months ago.

So far, I'm just going to start carrying emergency rations around with me.

You can put jerky snacks RIGHT IN YOUR POCKETS.

Fantastic! I like jerky.

I found something in my pockets.  Might be jerky.

For some reason that is incredibly disturbing coming from you.

I can think of several. 

[Iason Ouabache]

My computer monitor finally kicked the bucket last night so I had to go out and buy a new one. I'm not liking the width of my new monitor. I'm not used to you spags in widescreen.

Also, I was supposed to receive three packages this week and none of them have shown up. 

[Nast]

My linguistics class is boring me out of my gourd!

I swear, normally I'm great about paying attention in class, but in this one I feel like some fidgety kid without his ritalin. The professor's cadence is so sloooow and labored, I'm in constant want of something interesting to happen before I jump out of the classroom's (nonexistant) window and embrace sweet freedom.  Although, he does bear a striking resemblance to Santa Claus.

[NotPublished]

Just imagine yourself really fat ... like morbidly obese fat - and your rubbing your belly against his ... Then you won't be able to take him serious!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

The head squatters have kicked off again after an argument with my sister. She got frontal lobe damage after Meningitis then got morbidly obese and basically the stress of dealing with her inability to take well meaning advice about taking suppliments for her b0rked immune system and her hassling me about Mother's day a whole month in advance when my money situation is fucked until my sick benefits are sorted   stresses me the fuck out as she always just flies off the handle when I raise any concern about her in any way makes my illness worse. Also her being unable to function independently and my mums failing health mean that her care will fall down to me when mum and dad are to old and physically fucked to do it.

Also I really want a joint but am still on the mental health enforced detox and this is the first bout of period pain in over 12 years that I can't take a smoke or co-codamol to fix.

FML

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Yes I think FMCL works.

And its back to the Irvine Welsh for me seeing as I currently can't hear myself think in my own voice unless I am making massive posts so Franco Begbie will have to do.

[Iason Ouabache]

My computer monitor finally kicked the bucket last night so I had to go out and buy a new one. I'm not liking the width of my new monitor. I'm not used to you spags in widescreen.

Also, I was supposed to receive three packages this week and none of them have shown up. 

Ok, so I'm getting used to the monitor. HD is really really nice. Plus two of the packages arrived today. Now I have to complain that I work too damn much and don't have the time to post here except for really late at night.

[Storebrand]

There is an Army captain in my apartment building.  He is very protective of his "I'm making up for my tiny penis" truck and takes up two spaces whenever possible.  Parking is very limited but we (my roommates and I) try to avoid parking next to him because he has a tendency to scream at me,act like he's going to attack me, and has keyed my roommate's truck 6 times already.  We have no proof that he's the one who keyed the truck (no security cameras) but somehow it only ever gets keyed when my roommate parks next to the captain.  I already spoke with my chain of command and filed a complaint with the leasing office over the parking situation.  My flight commander told me it was a civil matter and to tell him she ordered me to call the police the NEXT time he yelled at me, so he stopped doing that.  I wanted to just go ahead and call the police on him so I could file for a restraining order.  But since he knows I'll do it the next time he won't yell at me.  Now he thinks it's cute to park his truck behind my jeep in the morning while he runs back into his apartment to "grab something he forgot".  Then, he peels out.  He's doing it just to fuck with me which makes me want to kick his crooked, yellow teeth in.

Anyways, I want to buy a camera to install in my roommate's truck to catch him keying it.  Suggestions on brands would be appreciated.  Even if he doesn't get punished on the Army side a misdemeanor will ensure he's at least sitting admin.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I love trucks, but I hate those "making up for a tiny penis" trucks. It's so obvious.

My PIGD complaint today is that I had a great day and walked 8 miles of beach with a friend and our dogs, but when I got home I contracted the inexplicable sad and just spent an hour texting back and forth my friend who also has the sad, and now I am waiting for my other friend to come over and cuddle. Which is happy, but in the meantime I still has the sad.

[Nast]

I love trucks, but I hate those "making up for a tiny penis" trucks. It's so obvious.

My PIGD complaint today is that I had a great day and walked 8 miles of beach with a friend and our dogs, but when I got home I contracted the inexplicable sad and just spent an hour texting back and forth my friend who also has the sad, and now I am waiting for my other friend to come over and cuddle. Which is happy, but in the meantime I still has the sad.

I find exercise loosens up the sad in me too and it just all spills out. I'll be walking downtown and by the 1/2 mile on the way back home it often happens that I'll just start feeling very glum. Weird, huh?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

My boss is being a complete cunt and tried to get me to sign a document saying that I won't sue em if they terminate my contract. I'm undergoing psychiactric assessment and signing that may be as good as signing away any benefits and also being detatched from reality and under duress that price of paper would be invalid anyway. Also they are obstructing the process by which I get my benefits and rent paid so today I wrote another of my politely shitty letters explaing to the dept of work and pensions which I am keeping in triplicate (my mum is an ex civil servant ) to hand in with the form they were
supposed to give me today tommorow which explains everything to them as to why it has taken this long.  To get it thee if at all and tommorow I am going to call the inland revenue and see if my taxes have been properly paid and to fuck the guy over with what I know so far.

So I have massive tension headache and my plan for tomorrow to get my old net connection fixed is fucked.