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Why Are Canadians So GODDAM Thin-Skinned?

Started by hooplala, February 16, 2010, 05:21:43 PM

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hooplala

So, Colbert is mocking Canadians, as his ultra right-wing persona certainly would... and you would think that most people are in on the joke by this point, but apparently not.  Canada likes to pretend it has the best sense of humor in the world, but just point a joke toward us and we curl up in the corner and weep.  Sad sad sad.

http://shows.ctv.ca/ColbertReport/article/Stephen-Colbert-gears-up-for-the-Olympics-with-plans-for-medals-and-mockery#c_1

from the article:
QuoteMany Canadians, though, have been put off by Colbert's frequent mockery. As a pseudo pundit, Colbert likes to elevate the U.S. above all other countries, making the Olympics - which he calls a combination "talent popularity-contest war" - prime fodder for parodic patriotism.

He has called Canadians "syrup-suckers," "Saskatche-whiners," and said Canadian history is a euphemism for a sex act so depraved, he can't say it on TV.

Colbert still jokes that he's going to Vancouver to find out "What is Canada? Or more importantly, why is Canada?"
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Elder Iptuous

the article gives an example of two of people saying they like him, but then only say that 'many canadians are put off by...[his] mockery'.  :cn:

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Remington

HEY HEY

Stop insulting our uniqueness and culture-y stuff! "Syrup-suckers"? That's not even a proper insult! Yuo guys should stop making fun of Canada, right now!
















Please?
Is it plugged in?

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Kai

Quote from: Hoopla on February 16, 2010, 05:53:25 PM
Because Canadians suck. 

AMERICANS SUCK WORSE!

Kai,

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Pope Pixie Pickle

Payne- proof Canadian's are awesome. Pixie is hideously biased tho

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I'm not really seeing where anyone in particular was offended.