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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2010, 06:30:40 am »
What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

this sounds like a good bumpersticker.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"

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"No Cram, no peace
 Know Cram, know peace"


"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"

PIE  :x
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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2010, 09:55:55 pm »
I have recently started using Cramulan as a verb.
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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2010, 09:56:38 pm »
I have recently started using Cramulan as a verb.


I've been using it as an adjective.  :sad:

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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2010, 11:53:02 pm »
No Cram, no moustache.

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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2010, 11:55:26 pm »
I'm trying to figure out how Cramulan works as a verb.  :?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2010, 12:58:02 am »
I'm trying to figure out how Cramulan works as a verb.  :?

I actually use Cramulus and Cramulan as a noun, verb, and adjective.

One day I Cramulan down a Cramulan Cramulus.
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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2010, 01:21:03 am »
I accidently a Cramulan mustache, is that bad?
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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2010, 02:15:48 am »
I accidently a Cramulan mustache, is that bad?

I'm going to Cramulan a dildo.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2010, 02:20:00 am »
One of these days, I'll cramulan every cramulatin' last one of youse.
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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2010, 02:44:33 am »
To Cram or not to Cram, that is the question.
Weather tis cramuler in the mind to suffer
the staches and posters of outrageous Cramulans
Or to take arms against a sea of Cramuli
and by cramming them, end them, To die, to sleep.
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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2010, 07:48:15 am »
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:

Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.

say it five times, fast!

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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2010, 08:41:01 am »
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:

Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.

say it five times, fast!
I did this and my face experienced a hairsplosion!
I tried to shave off the mustache and two more took its place!
What sorcery is this!?

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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2010, 11:37:04 am »


That is all.

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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2010, 01:21:34 pm »

"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"

I have never seen Cram eat pie.  When I realized this, I got The Fear.

What does it mean?  What is the horrible signifigance of this?  Why is there no Pie in His Cramulan Materials?
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Re: ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2010, 01:34:09 pm »
Speaking of interesting sentences:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo bufallo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
the grammar is flawless.
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