WEREWOLF II

[NotPublished]

I'm just not feeling it Freeky ...

Do you want to talk about it ?

[Freeky]

It's my cats, NP. Ever since Semaj ate one, and then stomped a couple more, they just haven't been the same. 
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[NotPublished]

Are you breaking up with ME?!?!

[Freeky]

No, I never said that! I'll always accuse you of being the wolf NP, I promise there won't be anyone else after Semaj!

NP IS THE WOLF YOU GUYS!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i hope someone gets eaten soon (not me  ) so we can get our lynch on

[NotPublished]

*hyperventilates and shakes with anxiety* ... I... I thought we were over Freeky .. Sorry I got a bit paranoid I was thinking you were off with the cats doing things ... You know, that we used to do together.....

I was wrong to think that of you.

I'm sorry. I love you.

[Freeky]

I love you too, Wolfie NP. <3

[NotPublished]

Well well well, look what the cat dragged back in.

Its just like the good times ...

You'd accuse me and try to get me hanged,...
I'd snarl and protest my innocence...
Then we'd argue until midnight until another dead body showed up.

Ahh how it should be.

... then you ran off.

[Freeky]

   I did say I'd never leave you again...

[NotPublished]

I don't know if I can do it again ... Your a flighty thing dear...

Running around on all fours.
Rolling around with your tongue hanging out.
Getting belly rubs from the other villagers.
Sniffing someone elses butt...

.....

My! I might even say your a furry! But why go for dog though? Is that why you keep cats?
To bite their heads off?!?!?!?!?

*foams at the mouth*

[Freeky]

You're the one who's foaming at the mouth! I'm not flightly at all, you just don't hold my interest. Besides, my cats need me.

[NotPublished]

I NEED MY BRAIN MEDICENE AUNTY

Villagers,
Everyones related

[Freeky]

They don't call me crazy cat lady for nothing, you know. 

YOU ATE ALL YOUR BRAIN MEDICINE WHEN YOU WERE A WOLF, DEAR.

[NotPublished]

No I'm not, it's not like AIDS or Syphalis, I only slept with FP twice I was kinda curious 

[Freeky]

Oh, NP. I had hoped we were past this. It's time for you to just admit it. It will be a relatively painless death, I promise. And if you can't admit you're the last wolf, I'ma have to stop accusing you.