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WEREWOLF II

Started by Remington, February 17, 2010, 12:25:54 AM

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ThatGreenGentleman

they came out of nowhere!  :x   it's terrible!!! oh noez!!!! they got duct tape!!!!!  :x :x
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Freeky

Quick, go jump in a trough! Duct tape doesn't work in water!

ThatGreenGentleman

there's no trough near!  :x hey! get away!!! no! i don't want your chearleader-evilness!!!!!!!!  :x :x  oh shit!!! now there's girl scouts!!!!! no! i don't want any cookies!!  :x :x :x :x
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Freeky

:x Look over here, girlscouts!  Kittens!



Are they distracted TGG?

ThatGreenGentleman

yes, but what about the cheerleaders???? they're gonna sell me to corporate CEO's, and then the CEO's are gonna brainwash me into buying crap i don't need!!!  :x :x   darn you cheerleaders and your evilness!!!!!  :argh!:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Freeky

Throw some jocks at them, that'll distract them long enough so you can flee.

FLEE!

ThatGreenGentleman

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :x I'LL GET MAH REVENGE ONE DAY CHEERLEADERS!!!!!! SOME DAY!!!! YOU TOO GIRL SCOUTS!!!!!  :argh!:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Pariah

Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Remington

#923
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks


FRED RODE THE VELOCIRAPTOR SWIFTLY THROUGH TEH FOREST, HER SHARK ARMY FOLLOWING. SHE HAD LOCATED THE WEREWOLF LAIR AND WAS GOING TO FINISH THEM OFF! ALL OF A SUDDENLY SHE HEARD *WHIRRRRRR**PEWPEWPEWPEW* AND WAS SHOOTED TO DEATHS BY A WEREWOLF IN A LAZ0R HELICOPTER. AWWWW SHIT.


THE END.


It is now day. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (7 votes required).
Is it plugged in?

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

im a girl  :cry:

AND I DONT EVEN GET A DEATH SCENE BAWWWWWW

ima write my own

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

FRED RODE THE VELOCIRAPTOR SWIFTLY THROUGH TEH FOREST, HER SHARK ARMY FOLLOWING. SHE HAD LOCATED THE WEREWOLF LAIR AND WAS GOING TO FINISH THEM OFF! ALL OF A SUDDENLY SHE HEARD *WHIRRRRRR**PEWPEWPEWPEW* AND WAS SHOOTED TO DEATHS BY A WEREWOLF IN A LAZ0R HELICOPTER. AWWWW SHIT.
THE END.





i am best writer ever

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

NotPublished

I vote to lynch Mistress Freeky.

She broke my heart more than enough even though I slept behind her back a few times, but its not about me.

Oh and she is a werewolf. She's the only one alive who uses lasers
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Fred's velociraptor riding ghost suggests you add the tally

NotPublished

God speed

Freeky - 1
Remington - 1
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.