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Doodling in class? Prison for you!

Started by President Television, February 19, 2010, 02:12:20 AM

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President Television

February 19, 2010, 02:12:20 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/18/new.york.doodle.arrest/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Quote(CNN) -- There was no profanity, no hate. Just the words, "I love my friends Abby and Faith. Lex was here 2/1/10 :)" scrawled on the classroom desk with a green marker.

QuoteAlexa's hands were cuffed behind her back, and tears gushed as she was escorted from school in front of teachers and -- the worst audience of all for a preadolescent girl -- her classmates.

"They put the handcuffs on me, and I couldn't believe it," Alexa recalled. "I didn't want them to see me being handcuffed, thinking I'm a bad person."

:horrormirth: Need I say anything else?
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Requia ☣

#1
February 19, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
What happened to making the kid clean the whole classroom?   :?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#2
February 19, 2010, 02:23:55 AM
BUT SHE'S A VANDAL!

Eater of Clowns

#3
February 19, 2010, 02:25:17 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 19, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
What happened to making the kid clean the whole classroom?   :?

Now that's just excessive.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
February 19, 2010, 02:47:41 AM
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK, FOLKS!  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#5
February 19, 2010, 02:09:29 PM
What happened to just tasering the kids?  I thought that was the "in" thing to do now. 
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

#6
February 19, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 19, 2010, 02:12:20 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/18/new.york.doodle.arrest/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Quote(CNN) -- There was no profanity, no hate. Just the words, "I love my friends Abby and Faith. Lex was here 2/1/10 :)" scrawled on the classroom desk with a green marker.

QuoteAlexa's hands were cuffed behind her back, and tears gushed as she was escorted from school in front of teachers and -- the worst audience of all for a preadolescent girl -- her classmates.

"They put the handcuffs on me, and I couldn't believe it," Alexa recalled. "I didn't want them to see me being handcuffed, thinking I'm a bad person."

:horrormirth: Need I say anything else?

This is what the American people have been demanding.
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Jenne

#7
February 23, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
It's amazing what people get away with these days.  Jesus fucking christ.  If I was the arresting officer, I'd have given the school this:

:spag2:

...and flipped them off as I got back in my squadcar.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
February 26, 2010, 07:34:51 AM
My friend's 6th-grader got detention yesterday for mistakenly using the wrong construction paper in his project.

DETENTION. Because he was confused by the poorly-worded directions the teacher had written.

What happened to grading? Maybe give the kid a C on the project and explain why?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#9
February 26, 2010, 07:37:26 AM
No no no--I got one BETTER--my kid got detention because *I* didn't sign a paper he had to turn in.  I FORGOT to sign it, he stays in for lunch.  So MY mistake got MY kid detention.

Sins of the father/mother, or what?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
February 26, 2010, 07:38:57 AM
WHAT THE HELL.

That's flat-out bullshit. And, I know from experience, it's really hard to get these shitheads fired.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#11
February 26, 2010, 08:04:53 AM
http://exiledonline.com/the-paranoid-states-of-america-12-year-old-girl-arrested-for-doodling-a-week-after-25-high-schoolers-arrested-for-food-fight/

The Exiled's coverage is amusing.  Apparently New york just trained 5000 officers to arrest schoolchildren, but because of budget cuts only has 3000 school counselors.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jenne

#12
February 26, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
Why teach chlidren if you can imprison them?

Come on, Folks, the prison system is BIG BUSINESS these days!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
February 26, 2010, 06:06:15 PM
SAVE OUR ECONOMY

IMPRISON CHILDREN.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Zenpeanut

#14
February 27, 2010, 01:58:01 AM
Advice Puppy?
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