FUCK YOU, INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!!

[Suu]

is that an advertisement or a newsitem?

News item.

[Suu]

i want to get my brows threaded, waxing sucks!!

It's a very weird experience if you aren't used to it. I haven't had it done in a while so I went in like...WOAH. It's faster than waxing though, but now my left brow is a little thinner than my right so I need to use pencil to fill it out until I can get them to grow in a bit. They're too far away from the inside of my eyes.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

you gonna post a pic or what??

[Suu]

...Why? It's just my eyebrows a little less hairy. Lol.

But if you insist...



Yes, liquid lunch. I figured I deserved it after the IRS bullshit. Plus it's Young's Double Chocolate Stout, a full Imperial pint, so it drinks like a meal anyway. AND it's at room temp too. As it should be.

[Doktor Howl]

We need a shoop computer simulation of Suu with Grouch Marx eyebrows.

For science.

[Suu]

I work very hard on my eyebrows, ya know. In a few more years as long as I maintain their shape the follicles should be completely dead from the plucking/waxing/threading. Now if only the upper lip and chin could take a hint.

[Elder Iptuous]

follicles actually die off if you pluck the hair enough?

[Doktor Howl]

I work very hard on my eyebrows, ya know. In a few more years as long as I maintain their shape the follicles should be completely dead from the plucking/waxing/threading. Now if only the upper lip and chin could take a hint.

Lasers.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Iptuous- yes,
ask me about it.

i has a hair here and a hair there.
so i have to draw them on.  

also Suu, yes i like pics of eyebrows. i like eyebrows. yours look nice. and liquid lunch looks delicious. wish i could has.

[Suu]

follicles actually die off if you pluck the hair enough?

Yes. But you gotta get the black root bally thing every time.

I work very hard on my eyebrows, ya know. In a few more years as long as I maintain their shape the follicles should be completely dead from the plucking/waxing/threading. Now if only the upper lip and chin could take a hint.

Lasers.

Eventually. Because I don't like being a bearded lady if I miss a week waxing.

Iptuous- yes,
ask me about it.

i has a hair here and a hair there.
so i have to draw them on. 

also Suu, yes i like pics of eyebrows. i like eyebrows. yours look nice. and liquid lunch looks delicious. wish i could has.

So delicious! And a little stronger than I anticipated. *hic*

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

thats the one with the purple label?
too lazy to google

[Triple Zero]

Yes. But you gotta get the black root bally thing every time.

That's what John Mayer's penis said.

[Suu]

thats the one with the purple label?
too lazy to google

Yup.


The draught can is superior because it has the right amount of gas, but I got the bottle yesterday. It was chillin in my purse for a day, do you have any idea how tempted I was to pop this sucker open at work?

[E.O.T.]

ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO

          I was working at a record store and a favourite customer of mine suggested his tax guy to a co-worker who was looking at owing quite a bit (fucking record store employees owing the gov. after paycheck taxes!?!) - taking the advice, my friend ended up getting almost that same amount BACK, instead of owing!

MY SITUATION IS DIFFERENT NOW

          i'm married, have kids, a house and I'm independently employed, but it's so worth it having my taxes handled by someone who simply does it for a living. the secret really is having a good & reliable tax person. ask around and see if anyone you know loves their bookie.

[Suu]

I do my own taxes. This is money I owed from last year that needed to be taken out ONCE, not TWICE.