Reading Genesis from the Torah.

[Kai]

Just wanted to note, I think it's funny that while it is an abomination for two men to hot loving sex together, it was perfectly fine for godfearing Lot's daughters to have incestuous sex with him and bear him children.

Oh, those crazy YHVH worshipers...

[Shai Hulud]

Don't forget that being devoured by bears is the only proper punishment for little children who make fun of the prophet Elisha.  Prophets are serious business!

[Remington]

And God Bob help you if you wear clothing made of mixed fibers.

[Cain]

Somewhat ironically, given the OP, in Islam Lot's name is used as a nickname for homosexuals because while, according to the Koran, he didn't sleep with his daughters, he did give the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah a Fred Phelps type sermon on their wicked and carnal ways.

Also, Lot's daughters weren't even that hot.  Well, compared to angels at least, which may be somewhat unfair.  But still, a crowd of lusting men refused to do them.  So double ew.

[Kai]

Somewhat ironically, given the OP, in Islam Lot's name is used as a nickname for homosexuals because while, according to the Koran, he didn't sleep with his daughters, he did give the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah a Fred Phelps type sermon on their wicked and carnal ways.

Also, Lot's daughters weren't even that hot.  Well, compared to angels at least, which may be somewhat unfair.  But still, a crowd of lusting men refused to do them.  So double ew.

Hey, I wouldn't do girls who lusted after their father either.

Also, I think I'm getting the meaning of Sodom and Gomorrah.

1) Angels are HAWT. Holy shit, fucking I want to fuck you now hawt.

2)Angels turn men gay.

3) Rejection by said gay men makes teenage girls lust after their fathers.

[Cain]

Moral of the story: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FUCK ANGELS, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.

[Kai]

Moral of the story: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FUCK ANGELS, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.

Well yeah, it will turn you gay and get your city destroyed by fire and brimstone.

That, and people turned into pillars of salt.

[Shai Hulud]

The Lot story is in line with what I know about ancient values, though.  Similar to the Greek concept of xenia, duty to your guest was paramount.  It's the same reason why Zeus came down hard on Troy because Paris seduced Helen while he was a guest of the Spartans (although it's the inverse I suppose).  I suppose to moral of the story, in a way that completely escapes modern sensibilities, is that you owe a greater duty to male travelers that you welcome into your home than your own daughters.

[Kai]

And God Bob help you if you wear clothing made of mixed fibers.

Except that was in Leviticus with Moses, long after the Sodom and Gommorah incident, after the death of Abraham, Issac, Jacob and the fathers of the 12 tribes. Hell, I have no idea how many years after the death of Joseph that the regime even changed in Egypt leading to Exodus.

[Kai]

Don't forget that being devoured by bears is the only proper punishment for little children who make fun of the prophet Elisha.  Prophets are serious business!

That's hardly the most ridiculous thing that YHVH has ever done. I'd say the whole impregnating a married virgin with his supernatural sperm takes the cake.

[Shai Hulud]

Don't forget that being devoured by bears is the only proper punishment for little children who make fun of the prophet Elisha.  Prophets are serious business!

That's hardly the most ridiculous thing that YHVH has ever done. I'd say the whole impregnating a married virgin with his supernatural sperm takes the cake.

  Yeah that was a bizarre episode.

[Cain]

FUCK YOU, IMMA GOD!  I'M TRIPPING BALLS ALL THE TIME CUZ IMMA GOD!
\

[Kai]

FUCK YOU, IMMA GOD!  I'M TRIPPING BALLS ALL THE TIME CUZ IMMA GOD!
\

I heard the son of Chronos was easy, and that he fucks girls while transformed into bulls. Is that true?

[BabylonHoruv]

Somewhat ironically, given the OP, in Islam Lot's name is used as a nickname for homosexuals because while, according to the Koran, he didn't sleep with his daughters, he did give the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah a Fred Phelps type sermon on their wicked and carnal ways.

Also, Lot's daughters weren't even that hot.  Well, compared to angels at least, which may be somewhat unfair.  But still, a crowd of lusting men refused to do them.  So double ew.

Yeah, I think that as a straight man given a choice between a couple of virginal young women or a couple of angels, I'd choose the angels, even if they were currently in male form.  After all, they're angels.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

And God Bob help you if you wear clothing made of mixed fibers.

Except that was in Leviticus with Moses, long after the Sodom and Gommorah incident, after the death of Abraham, Issac, Jacob and the fathers of the 12 tribes. Hell, I have no idea how many years after the death of Joseph that the regime even changed in Egypt leading to Exodus.

It appears likely that the correct answer is "NEVER". If it's based on any actual historical events, they would have been before 1200 BC. Joseph supposedly died somewhere in the neighborhood of 1450 or so. So in the mythical story, we're talking a couple centuries... In reality, it seems unlikely that the Hebrews were ever slaves, let alone slaves in Egypt or that Jacob/Joseph/Abraham/Moses etc were actual people.