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Maria's Brag (as dictated to her loyal scribe):

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM

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Doktor Howl

#15
February 24, 2010, 09:26:37 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 24, 2010, 09:25:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 24, 2010, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 24, 2010, 08:20:15 PM
:lulz:  Niiice.  :D

She was reading the old brag thread while drunk on Rum.   :lulz:

I do not know this thread.  Is it still kickin?

It's down in the primordial ooze by now.  I'll try searching for it later, when my head stops pounding.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Jenne

#16
February 24, 2010, 09:46:51 PM
Ugh.  Hope you get some rest, yo.

Doktor Howl

#17
February 24, 2010, 09:47:36 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 24, 2010, 09:46:51 PM
Ugh.  Hope you get some rest, yo.

Yeah, I've been getting plenty of that.  I keep dozing off.

Feeling a bit manic now, though, so I may have to log off soon.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Payne

#18
February 25, 2010, 12:46:37 PM

Maria

#19
February 27, 2010, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM
Note:  Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions.  I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:

HEY, STICKBOY!  I am the uberwoman!  My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive!  I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia!  My boogers are made of stainless steel!  You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots!  I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis!  My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door!  I drink whiskey and puke kerosene!  I got busted by DHS and copped a feel!  YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Bump for teh Maria.   :lulz:  <--- Gonna DIE!

Oh, yeah.

Doktor Howl

#20
February 28, 2010, 07:14:02 AM
Quote from: Maria on February 27, 2010, 04:25:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2006, 07:29:13 AM
Note:  Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions.  I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:

HEY, STICKBOY!  I am the uberwoman!  My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive!  I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia!  My boogers are made of stainless steel!  You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots!  I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis!  My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door!  I drink whiskey and puke kerosene!  I got busted by DHS and copped a feel!  YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Bump for teh Maria.   :lulz:  <--- Gonna DIE!

Oh, yeah.


wooooooooo
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Rev. St. Syn, KSC

#21
February 28, 2010, 04:09:27 PM
I missed that!? That was pure fucking w1n! :D
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