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WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GODDAMNED THETANS?

Started by Salty, February 24, 2010, 06:20:15 AM

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the last yatto

#15
February 24, 2010, 11:08:26 AM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

President Television

#16
February 24, 2010, 02:17:41 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on February 24, 2010, 11:08:26 AM


Family Guy: Sure to increase your body thetans by 169%
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
February 24, 2010, 08:49:59 PM
I'm loaded with Thetans and I'm not sharing ANY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#18
February 24, 2010, 08:51:51 PM
I had thetans, but a shot of penicillin cleared it up.

Now I live itch-free!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
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