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Proof that Jesus was Irish:

Started by -Kel-, February 24, 2010, 06:53:15 AM

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-Kel-

February 24, 2010, 06:53:15 AM

He had 12 drinking buddies.

He trained as a carpenter, but was unemployed.

He lived with his mother until he was 33.

He thought his mother was a virgin.

His mother thought he was God.

Richter

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February 24, 2010, 01:03:14 PM
He had booze where most people should have blood.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

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February 24, 2010, 01:12:19 PM
isn't this just proof that the messiah is PAYNE?

Richter

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February 24, 2010, 01:19:42 PM
The first noble truth is that life is Payne.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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February 24, 2010, 09:15:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2010, 01:19:42 PM
The first noble truth is that life is Payne.

Amen, brother.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

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February 25, 2010, 12:15:02 PM
D/N/T, motherfuckers.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

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February 25, 2010, 06:27:14 PM
Jesus seemed pretty peaceful for an Irishman. Just sayin.
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