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Started by Jasper, February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM

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February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

E.O.T.

#1
February 26, 2010, 03:20:50 AM
USE

          it

TO

          shoot arrows
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Suu

#2
February 26, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

I got a ballista in Fall River waiting for me. Wanna play tag?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#3
February 26, 2010, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

I got a ballista in Fall River waiting for me. Wanna play tag?

Sure.  We're not doing that British "standing still" thing, are we?

Jasper

#4
February 26, 2010, 03:24:12 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 26, 2010, 03:20:50 AM
USE

          it

TO

          shoot arrows

BOLTS

I wanna get some flint and craft my own supersharp arrowheads for better piercing.

E.O.T.

#5
February 26, 2010, 03:25:36 AM
HEY

          sounds like

YOU'RE

          already there
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Suu

#6
February 26, 2010, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

I got a ballista in Fall River waiting for me. Wanna play tag?

Sure.  We're not doing that British "standing still" thing, are we?

We're playing pretend. You play a Pict who stole the crossbow, and I'll play the centurion with heavy artillery and see what happens.


Also, this is probably going to be our next siege endeavor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybolos
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#7
February 26, 2010, 03:32:27 AM
THAT.  Is sexy.

E.O.T.

#8
February 26, 2010, 03:43:01 AM
WHAT

          boots are you guys wearing

AND

          does this involve werewolves?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Jasper

#9
February 26, 2010, 03:46:00 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 26, 2010, 03:43:01 AM
WHAT

          boots are you guys wearing

AND

          does this involve werewolves?

Footwear of the 'jack' persuasion.

Yes.

Suu

#10
February 26, 2010, 03:46:11 AM
Nope.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#11
February 26, 2010, 03:47:16 AM
Well, it could.   Potentially.

If gangs of furries attack my house.

Suu

#12
February 26, 2010, 03:52:14 AM
Also, I'm totally getting a lorica segmentata to fire this sucker, and I want severe plumage on my helmet and a red tunic.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#13
February 26, 2010, 03:54:37 AM
Like, bigger than your whole upper body.  That would kick deadly ass.

Suu

#14
February 26, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:54:37 AM
Like, bigger than your whole upper body.  That would kick deadly ass.

Yeah, we're hoping that by Pennsic NEXT year (not this coming summer), my seige partner and I will be totally Roman armored and be shouting our fire commands in Latin. We're also going to get sword and board and spear heavy quals. Just because we should in case the lines get too close.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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