Maria's Brag (as dictated to her loyal scribe):

[Doktor Howl]

  Niiice. 

She was reading the old brag thread while drunk on Rum.   

I do not know this thread.  Is it still kickin?

It's down in the primordial ooze by now.  I'll try searching for it later, when my head stops pounding.

[Jenne]

Ugh.  Hope you get some rest, yo.

[Doktor Howl]

Ugh.  Hope you get some rest, yo.

Yeah, I've been getting plenty of that.  I keep dozing off.

Feeling a bit manic now, though, so I may have to log off soon.

[Payne]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=81.msg1242#msg1242

[Maria]

Note:  Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions.  I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:

HEY, STICKBOY!  I am the uberwoman!  My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive!  I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia!  My boogers are made of stainless steel!  You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots!  I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis!  My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door!  I drink whiskey and puke kerosene!  I got busted by DHS and copped a feel!  YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Bump for teh Maria.     <--- Gonna DIE!

Oh, yeah.

[Doktor Howl]

Note:  Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions.  I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:

HEY, STICKBOY!  I am the uberwoman!  My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive!  I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia!  My boogers are made of stainless steel!  You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots!  I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis!  My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door!  I drink whiskey and puke kerosene!  I got busted by DHS and copped a feel!  YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

Bump for teh Maria.     <--- Gonna DIE!

Oh, yeah.

wooooooooo

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

I missed that!? That was pure fucking w1n!