A Tool to Deceive and Slaughter

[LMNO]

One of the more amusing ebay items I've seen lately.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110498968494

Is a black box with an ethernet connection.

Before you can bid, you have to agree to certain terms. 

Terms are: When you win and get it in the mail, you have to plug it in to the internet, at which point it will put itself up for auction again.

[Richter]

So you're basically bidding on a plastic call girl with no orifices who sets up her next appointment from your house.

[Triple Zero]

It's like a digital ebay pirate pass-off card!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I kind of love it.

[Elder Iptuous]

beautiful.

[-Kel-]

looks familiar......



video will explain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAUyaELfwBo

[Jasper]

If I was a rich eccentric I would totally buy it.

But...where's the slaughter?  I won't buy it unless there is slaughter.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think I want it.

[Dimocritus]

I like this. I'm not entirely sure why...

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If I was a rich eccentric I would totally buy it.

But...where's the slaughter?  I won't buy it unless there is slaughter.

The slaughter is in your bank account, you nonrich bastard.

[Requia ☣]

It will break.

And somewhere a tech support agent is going to have to walk some rich ignorant bastard through how to fix a device that has no buttons of any kind.

He will go mad and slaughter everyone in the call center.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Concept art is often lame. This is not lame, it is funny and therefore good, and I am especially pleased that its sale venue is part of it.

[rong]

holy shit - caleb larsen - i think i know that guy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I looked at his website and discovered that he's the "EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME RIGHT NOW" guy and he's from Michigan and I think he is the "Caleb" my friend from Michigan talks about.

[Jasper]

I checked out his other work, and after doing so I think that the box is probably empty.