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The Official Suu's life is terrible thread!

Started by Suu, March 01, 2010, 11:55:21 PM

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Rumckle

I believe the saying is, there may be a position on your staff.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

LMNO

Quote from: Rumckle on March 03, 2010, 03:35:29 PM
I believe the saying is, there may be a position on your staph.


Fixed for horrible troofiness.

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on March 03, 2010, 03:32:36 PM
There's a possibility a position might be opening up on my team in Boston.

I know, I know. 

Just saying.


Oh I can get to and from Boston again no problem. I just don't know how cool they'd be with me going back to school in September and possibly going part-time.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Ah.  In that case, probably not.  They'll be looking for full-time.

Suu

Yeah, that whole commuting thing will once again blow my chance to go back to school, and I really don't want to wait any longer.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

FUCK ASS BITCH CUNTS!


The lawyer banned us from the building. I still have a paycheck there.  :argh!: My last paycheck I have to pick up at the lawyer's office downtown. And I need that fucking TODAY. GRRRRRR.

No party either, my [former] boss spent all day yesterday in there cooking food and making care packages for all of us including leftover bar booze and we can't go get it.

I'm like, really upset about this. Food is one thing, but now one of my last paychecks is behind lock and key. Boss is calling the lawyer right now, if we don't get in there to at least get our personal belongings there will be hell to pay.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus


Suu

I would like to take the time right now to remind you all, here, on this forum, that people who work in restaurants are not fucking thieves. We do not steal silverware or alcohol or bar glasses, we leave our things at work because we don't own cars and take buses back and forth to work. We are hard working people and we deserve more respect than any piece of shit paralegal who's never worked a day of true labor in her life can possibly understand.

We're showing up at the restaurant at 4pm. If no one is there, we're breaking in. I'm getting my paycheck. I'm getting my music, and I'm spitting in the face of the lawyer that had us shut down.

If I get locked up, my phone call will be to Richter, followed by Roger if there is no answer.

We're not going down without a fight. No, fucking, sir.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Payroll is at the bottom of the creditors list.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:39:53 PM
I would like to take the time right now to remind you all, here, on this forum, that people who work in restaurants are not fucking thieves. We do not steal silverware or alcohol or bar glasses, we leave our things at work because we don't own cars and take buses back and forth to work. We are hard working people and we deserve more respect than any piece of shit paralegal who's never worked a day of true labor in her life can possibly understand.

We're showing up at the restaurant at 4pm. If no one is there, we're breaking in. I'm getting my paycheck. I'm getting my music, and I'm spitting in the face of the lawyer that had us shut down.

If I get locked up, my phone call will be to Richter, followed by Roger if there is no answer.

We're not going down without a fight. No, fucking, sir.

My phone will be on.
Molon Lube

Suu

General Stuart will be with me. I have a feeling he won't be any nicer to these people though.

I am calling Herbert's mom for legal advice though. She said that if I ever needed any help to give her a buzz, so that's what I'm going to do. That feisty Puerto Rican woman, who HAS worked other jobs outside of a law office, will give this bitchy paralegal what for.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:47:17 PM
General Stuart will be with me. I have a feeling he won't be any nicer to these people though.

I am calling Herbert's mom for legal advice though. She said that if I ever needed any help to give her a buzz, so that's what I'm going to do. That feisty Puerto Rican woman, who HAS worked other jobs outside of a law office, will give this bitchy paralegal what for.

What you are contemplating is breaking and entering, Suu.  That's a felony, most places.  Even if you DO have possessions on site.
Molon Lube

Suu

The restaurant is still legally owned by my bosses who probably wouldn't press charges, but they "technically" can't let us in unless the lawyer and his paralegal cunt is there "supervising".

All I want is my fucking paycheck. Fuck the burned CDs and the hot pink gas mask (oh I can't wait to walk out with that past the brass).

I think the issue is that I don't intend to hold my tongue or my fists if necessary. I'm not leaving unless they know exactly how I feel about them and what they did to us.

...Oh shit, I wonder if Lisa still has her throwing knives in there. That could be fun.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:57:04 PM
The restaurant is still legally owned by my bosses who probably wouldn't press charges, but they "technically" can't let us in unless the lawyer and his paralegal cunt is there "supervising".

All I want is my fucking paycheck. Fuck the burned CDs and the hot pink gas mask (oh I can't wait to walk out with that past the brass).

I think the issue is that I don't intend to hold my tongue or my fists if necessary. I'm not leaving unless they know exactly how I feel about them and what they did to us.

...Oh shit, I wonder if Lisa still has her throwing knives in there. That could be fun.

If they're in receivership, they can't allow you to enter unless the lawyer allows it.

Creditors have to be satisfied first.
Molon Lube

Suu

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 05:03:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:57:04 PM
The restaurant is still legally owned by my bosses who probably wouldn't press charges, but they "technically" can't let us in unless the lawyer and his paralegal cunt is there "supervising".

All I want is my fucking paycheck. Fuck the burned CDs and the hot pink gas mask (oh I can't wait to walk out with that past the brass).

I think the issue is that I don't intend to hold my tongue or my fists if necessary. I'm not leaving unless they know exactly how I feel about them and what they did to us.

...Oh shit, I wonder if Lisa still has her throwing knives in there. That could be fun.

If they're in receivership, they can't allow you to enter unless the lawyer allows it.

Creditors have to be satisfied first.

Then they can have the gas mask. I still want my $40 paycheck.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."