AC Bus Fight

[Enrico Salazar]

Also, there are times when people who think they can talk as much shit as they want to anyone and never face immediate and negative consequences need to be shown how wrong they are.

you know, for their own good.

So if I was talkin a bunch of smack to you it would then be ok for you to pound me in the face to show me how wrong I am for talkin smack?
For my own good?

I know i sound naive for thinking everything can be solved with words, but I don't think it's always cool to beat the shit out of someone to "teach em a lesson". That doesn't always work and often times makes the person more hostile and bitter.
It won't shut em up. Trust me.

Well.  White hot poker seem to shut people up very fucking fast, in Enrico's experience.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[East Coast Hustle]

Also, there are times when people who think they can talk as much shit as they want to anyone and never face immediate and negative consequences need to be shown how wrong they are.

you know, for their own good.

So if I was talkin a bunch of smack to you it would then be ok for you to pound me in the face to show me how wrong I am for talkin smack?
For my own good?

I know i sound naive for thinking everything can be solved with words, but I don't think it's always cool to beat the shit out of someone to "teach em a lesson". That doesn't always work and often times makes the person more hostile and bitter.
It won't shut em up. Trust me.

1. If you were a man and the situation warranted it, yes. I wouldn't resort to violence against a woman unless I thought I was in immediate and serious physical danger. As a real-life example of what kind of situation I think violence would be appropriate in: if I were walking through the Bovoni ghetto in STT and you started fucking with me for being white, my options would be to either fuck you up or let you keep going until you attracted a mob to fuck me up. Like I said, the bus situation probably didn't warrant that response, but I can certainly understand the mindset.

2. Maybe so, but it makes me feel better. Also, I know several people who were basically unrepentant shitbags until they got a good ass-kicking, at which point they realized that their life would be filled with mostly pain and grief if they didn't change their ways.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I see your point.
I've also seen that go both ways though.
Where they either learn or they get butthurt and start shooting.
But this is Florida, people here aren't too bright.

You're also not the only one to get picked on for being white, man. I'm a minority in my area and most of the Puerto Ricans here hate white people. So I feel ya in that respect.
Also the endless nazi jokes for being german. 

[Doktor Howl]

Also the endless nazi jokes for being german. 

This just gave me an awesome idea.

Expect an MP3 file by Sunday.  Apologies in advance.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

oh what have i done

[Doktor Howl]

oh what have i done

I am literally hugging myself in malicious glee.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

oh what have i done

I am literally hugging myself in malicious glee.

this better make me laugh or i'm gonna mail you a bag of snot 

[LMNO]

oh what have i done

I am literally hugging myself in malicious glee.

this better make me laugh or i'm gonna mail you a bag of snot 

I am literally hugging myself in malicious glee.

[Triple Zero]

Also the endless nazi jokes for being german. 

SO THIS WOMAN COMES TO THE PRIEST FOR CONFESSION AND SAYS

Priest your holiness, I have been hiding a man who is wanted by the nazis!

SAYS THE PRIEST

But woman, that is a good thing, not a sin!

SAYS THE WOMAN

Yeah but the war has ended since long ago and I haven't told him!!




THE GERMAN SS IS ROUNDING UP ALL THE VILLAGERS BUT ONE PRIEST MANAGES TO ESCAPE, HOWEVER HE IS CHASED BY A YOUNG NAZI

THE PRIEST RUNS INTO AN ALLEY, BUT IT IS A DEAD END. THERE IS NO MORE HOPE.

THE YOUNG NAZI GETS READY TO SHOOT ...

AS THE SKY DARKENS AND A THUNDERING VOICE BOOMS FROM THE HEAVENS

"STOP YOU FOOLISH ONE, DO NOT SHOOT, THIS YOUNG POLISH MAN SHALL LATER BECOME THE POPE!"

Yes Lord ..., SAYS THE NAZI, ... but I ... ?

"YOU, AFTER HIM" SAYS THE VOICE FROM HEAVEN






NAZI GOES INTO A BAR AND SEES ADOLF HITLER SITTING AT THE BAR SAYS THE NAZI

Hey aren't you Adolf Hitler???

SAYS ADOLF HITLER

Yeah, but aren't you a nazi???

SAYS THE NAZI

Yes, but I don't smoke!

[Doktor Howl]

oh what have i done

I am literally hugging myself in malicious glee.

this better make me laugh or i'm gonna mail you a bag of snot 

You wouldn't DARE.

But yeah, you're going to laugh.  And then you're going to mail me a bag of snot, anyway.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

oh 000, my slow ass didn't get half of those.   

by jokes i meant when the kids ask where youre from and you say germany they all point at you and yell "so youre a nazi! kill any jews today?" and the like.

little bastards. i didnt even know what a nazi was till i moved here

LOL Roger, i wouldnt really mail you a bag of snot. glitter maybe, but not snot.

[Doktor Howl]

LOL Roger, i wouldnt really mail you a bag of snot. glitter maybe, but not snot.

That's what you say now.   

[Triple Zero]

oh 000, my slow ass didn't get half of those.   

They weren't really good ones, I don't think there's much to get, just the result of a quick google search for Dutch nazi jokes

The first one is just stupid funny. The second is about our current pope ratzinger, maybe? And the third is a reference to an anti-smoking ad in the Netherlands, where you see kids and/or people do some pretty damn anti-social stuff, and then they say "yeah, but I DONT SMOKE!!!", meaning that if you dont smoke you can get away with ANYTHING, and therefore I quit smoking.

(also because of health. I like health!)

[NotPublished]

NotPublished, where are you from, again?

Either way, yeah, those kind of jokes are really considered inappropriate pretty much always by most Americans. Just like Holocaust jokes in Europe.

Or the stiffy joke pretty much anywhere.

Australia, I guess it is like that

(How do you mean stiffy though?)

And reading the responses, wow I didn't realise racism was that bad over in the States ... I can safely admit I know nothing about the way things work in the States. Sorry for coming off like that