New Designer Drugs

[BabylonHoruv]

You know the problem with Stache?  It only works for men.  Now I'm capable of growing one, a really ugly one, but still, I prefer an equal opportunity high, I go with shaving.  Anyone can do it, softcore shavers shave their face if they're male, or their legs and armpits if female, but from there it can expand, there's always the top of the head, there's the genitals, for those of us with naturally fuzzy bodies there are all sorts of things which can be shaved. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, this is genius! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know the problem with Stache?  It only works for men.  Now I'm capable of growing one, a really ugly one, but still, I prefer an equal opportunity high, I go with shaving.  Anyone can do it, softcore shavers shave their face if they're male, or their legs and armpits if female, but from there it can expand, there's always the top of the head, there's the genitals, for those of us with naturally fuzzy bodies there are all sorts of things which can be shaved. 

I'm a girl, and I have to say 'stache gets me really fucking high

but I do require a male dealer.