Hey, Jim, I'm not doing the "Surprise Me Eris". Here's why.

[Richter]

Hail Eris!

The fucking truth, Dok Howl!! Ever since I let that crazy bitch of a goddess into my life, she surprises me on a daily basis... sometimes good, sometimes bad... always surprising

Bah.

Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would.

Chaos is what you DO, not something you GET.

Or at least it should be.

newsfeed.

[The Wizard]

 

Doc, this is an awesome piece. I joined this forum so that I might remember how to be weird again. Fucking amazing work.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Hail Eris!

The fucking truth, Dok Howl!! Ever since I let that crazy bitch of a goddess into my life, she surprises me on a daily basis... sometimes good, sometimes bad... always surprising

Bah.

Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would.

Chaos is what you DO, not something you GET.

Or at least it should be.

I find that Chaos is something I do AND something I get... often the more chaos I cause, the less chaos seems to hit me upside the head, while the less chaos I cause, the more likely something will come flying out of the Void and knock me over like a spilled cart full of golden apples.

[Doktor Howl]

Doc, this is an awesome piece. I joined this forum so that I might remember how to be weird again. Fucking amazing work.

Thanks.  I'm currently working on proving the inverse of LMNO's Axiom (the imposition of order creates a corresponding and greater amount of disorder), by applying weirdness to everything, to see if order gets generated.

Also, like I said, I should probably be dead now, so it would be a damn disgrace if I didn't act like today was my last day on the planet.

[Doktor Howl]

Hail Eris!

The fucking truth, Dok Howl!! Ever since I let that crazy bitch of a goddess into my life, she surprises me on a daily basis... sometimes good, sometimes bad... always surprising

Bah.

Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would.

Chaos is what you DO, not something you GET.

Or at least it should be.

I find that Chaos is something I do AND something I get... often the more chaos I cause, the less chaos seems to hit me upside the head, while the less chaos I cause, the more likely something will come flying out of the Void and knock me over like a spilled cart full of golden apples.

So do unto others.

[NotPublished]

I'm not sure I believe that by imposing Disorder, order will follow... If I impose Disorder, only I can impose Order - thats only cause I got bored and stopped.

Though when others join in and its like a whirling vortex of shit, everyone is just verbally shitting until Peni gets involved.

Though I believe that if Order was imposed, Disorder will come, just not the reverse

[Doktor Howl]

I'm not sure I believe that by imposing Disorder, order will follow... If I impose Disorder, only I can impose Order - thats only cause I got bored and stopped.

Though when others join in and its like a whirling vortex of shit, everyone is just verbally shitting until Peni gets involved.

Though I believe that if Order was imposed, Disorder will come, just not the reverse

There's only one way to find out.

[NotPublished]

Neutralism is the way to go!

[Doktor Howl]

Neutralism is the way to go!

RUBBISH!

TO THE WALL OR GTFO!

[NotPublished]

My judgement is leaning towards maybe and possibly.

[Doktor Howl]

My judgement is leaning towards maybe and possibly.

Yeah, well, you could be hit by a bus tomorrow.  Better have fun today.

No shit.

[NotPublished]

SHIT! Its hard being neutral how do those Taoist do it?
Can we reschedule the bus? =/

[Doktor Howl]

SHIT! Its hard being neutral how do those Taoist do it?
Can we reschedule the bus? =/

Taoism is for monks and California hippies who move to Washington and Oregon and stink the place up. 

Middle path, my ass.

[the last yatto]

 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Well first off to the OP!  RAH!!

I came to a similar conclusion regarding my life and chaos.  I either embrace it as a fiber of my existance, or they can commit me because you can't run away from it.  It's kind of like, I'm on the ride, I can enjoy or not, but it ain't stopping for me to get off.

Another thing I've noticed is when you do embrace the chaos, the weird, the until now unbelievable shit that really does happen, you draw others who are lost and drifting in their own weird chaos to you like moths to a flame.  At that point, you have a choice.  You can burn them, or nurture their inner weird, allowing them to explore it, perfect it.