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Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit

Started by the last yatto, March 04, 2010, 09:19:53 PM

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the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I loved it when the professor carefully took things out of his pocket before vaulting over the counter and tacking the chicken asshole.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

If I get stuck teaching when I'm finished in school, I'm going to be that professor.   Except with mailed gauntlets.

Kai

I wouldn't have said anything, except, "you have 10 seconds to leave." I would begin taking off my microphone at that point.

After 10 seconds I would do exactly what this professor did.
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Jasper

But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

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Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Freeky

Quote from: Z³ on March 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.

Jasper


Dimocritus

Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...
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What was an HD camera doing at the ready in the audience?  :?

Would've been even cooler had the lecturer rolled up his shirt sleeves.
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the last yatto

Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 05:07:31 AM
Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...

how you think i feel after i learned it was just a publicity stunt for
http://nudm.org
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit