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Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit

Started by the last yatto, March 04, 2010, 09:19:53 PM

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the last yatto

March 04, 2010, 09:19:53 PM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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#1
March 04, 2010, 09:22:19 PM
Hahahahahaha thats awesome
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
March 04, 2010, 09:33:20 PM
I would be so annoyed  :lulz:

Z³

#3
March 04, 2010, 11:05:41 PM
What a douche.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
March 04, 2010, 11:13:56 PM
I loved it when the professor carefully took things out of his pocket before vaulting over the counter and tacking the chicken asshole.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#5
March 04, 2010, 11:27:37 PM
If I get stuck teaching when I'm finished in school, I'm going to be that professor.   Except with mailed gauntlets.

Kai

#6
March 04, 2010, 11:34:05 PM
I wouldn't have said anything, except, "you have 10 seconds to leave." I would begin taking off my microphone at that point.

After 10 seconds I would do exactly what this professor did.
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Jasper

#7
March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

St. Everblaze the Badikal

#8
March 05, 2010, 12:29:20 AM
 :lulz:
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Z³

#9
March 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Freeky

#10
March 05, 2010, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.

Jasper

#11
March 05, 2010, 05:03:00 AM
:spag2:

Dimocritus

#12
March 05, 2010, 05:07:31 AM
Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...
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Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#13
March 05, 2010, 09:12:31 AM
What was an HD camera doing at the ready in the audience?  :?

Would've been even cooler had the lecturer rolled up his shirt sleeves.
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the last yatto

#14
March 05, 2010, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 05:07:31 AM
Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...

how you think i feel after i learned it was just a publicity stunt for
http://nudm.org
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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