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Alright. This recipe is simple, sweet, quick, and FILLING. I can't overemphasize how filling it is. Done right, it is also quite tasty.

What you need:
- Bread / english muffins/ hot dog buns/ anything bready that can be toasted (no noodles)
- A jar of peanut butter
- Lime juice
- Honey / maple syrup / molasses / acai / any other sweet thick sauce that doesn't immediately let liquid through
- Granola / cereal / trail mix

How to make it:
1) Toast the bready thing. Put it in a microwave-safe plate (preferably a deep glass pie plate or something). Cover it with a big dollop of peanut butter.

2) Put the granola stuff on top, so that it sticks to the peanut butter and rests on the bread.

3) Pour the honey (or whatever) on top of the granola, so that a thin layer covers most of the bread and granola.

4) Take half a bottle-cap of lime juice (or a couple squirts, if you have a squeezy dispenser rather than a bottle) and put it on top of the honey. The honey is meant to prevent the juice from immediately soaking the bread and granola.

5) Microwave the plate until the peanut butter starts bubbling. Wait until it's cool enough not to burn you, and eat it with a knife and fork (and something to drink).


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That doesn't sound too bad.
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WAIT

Lime juice doesn't come in bottles.  :crankey:
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Lime juice doesn't come in bottles.  :crankey:

If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Lime juice doesn't come in bottles.  :crankey:



No, that's clearly Pine Sol.

Lime juice comes from limes.
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