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Started by Suu, March 05, 2010, 03:51:45 AM

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Suu

My high school reunion cut out the dinner night and now it's just the baseball game on Friday and a fucking "family friendly" beach bbq day on Saturday with "Olympics" that I can compete it.

Remember half the girls are pregnant.  :x

Oh well, guess it's time to hit the gym and buy some obnoxious little bathing suit. Also, NO ONE WILL FUCKING BEAT ME AT VOLLEYBALL. NO ONE.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

NotPublished

As long as they don't walk around acting  all "Ooo my eggs are fertalized"

Sucks about the dinner ... half the fun happens at night!

Do you get nervous at high school reunions? Or you keep a tight circle with old hs people?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Dysnomia

Suu:  "oh you ladies are KNOCKED UP?  Sorry, I didn't notice as I was over here being sexy in my non-impregnated body that happens to be scantily clad with this hawtasfuck swimsuit.  I'm sure you're all very happy to have your vaginas ripped apart in "x" months though. <3"


:D
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Suu

Quote from: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 03:54:34 AM
As long as they don't walk around acting  all "Ooo my eggs are fertalized"

Sucks about the dinner ... half the fun happens at night!

Do you get nervous at high school reunions? Or you keep a tight circle with old hs people?

I wasn't popular nor was I unpopular, I sorta just existed. I was also All-State Volleyball 1999 and 2000. This is our first reunion, 10 years. Christ.

I'm going with my best friend since 2nd grade (which is very hard to have when you go to school in a massive urban area with lots of desegregation busing like I did.) and we intend to just be ringers.

The baseball game should be fun, the beach I'm just going to loathe unless I know I look 20x hotter than any of those sloppy Florida hoes.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

"Have fun with those shitty diapers"  ::sip beer::

Suu

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:01:43 AM
"Have fun with those shitty diapers"  ::sip beer::

And THANK FUCKING GODS it's at the Tradewinds. Because if it was at Pass-a-Grille or another public beach I couldn't drink.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nast

Create a preggers-suit, and when you're at the beach, rip it off to reveal the bangin' bikini underneath.

And then you can shout

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS, BITCHES?"
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Dysnomia

you should sip it in front of them, then brag about how refreshing it is. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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NotPublished

Hahaahh oh my god thats a crack up idea!

The sports sounds like fun. But fuck 10 years, makes you wonder how things have been on their side
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Sir Squid Diddimus

I graduated 16 yrs ago. Never went to a reunion and have no intention of doing so.

I hated all those cunts I went to school with.

Sip that delicious beer in front of them. Enjoy it and rub it the hell in.

Dysnomia

I'm never going to one of mine either.


Cunts.  All of them.
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Suu

I actually WANT to go. My actual friends from HS don't. They're getting pissed because it's "too expensive." And that I should boycott it with them and have our own party for our friends and yadda yadda. Fail. Um, for $52, I get to go to a baseball game AND have lunch on the beach at a nice resort. That's reasonable. Then again, I'm dealing with people from Florida where the standard of living is about 20% lower than the bullshit I'm dealing with here. Grrr... If I'm going to fly 1300mi for a reunion, it's going to be the real deal, not some gathering of the losers of Northeast High. I'm sexier than I was then, I want to go and enjoy myself and not have grudges held on me because my closest friends are still juvenile.



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

NotPublished

Fuck that must get annoying ... Yeah if your gonna go travel that far for a reunion you might aswell go all out, esp if its been 10 years
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Suu

I'm honestly curious. Like I said, I wasn't popular, but I wasn't hated either. I know I can walk in and people will say hi to me, the other girls, well, not so much. I did indeed hang out with the lower tier of human beings while in HS, mostly because I didn't give a shit, and the others probably just liked me because I was smart and won volleyball games, but hey...whatever.

And like I said, I'm much sexier now..



Ugh. White eyeshadow. Fucking late 90s!  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:40:02 AM
I'm honestly curious. Like I said, I wasn't popular, but I wasn't hated either. I know I can walk in and people will say hi to me, the other girls, well, not so much. I did indeed hang out with the lower tier of human beings while in HS, mostly because I didn't give a shit, and the others probably just liked me because I was smart and won volleyball games, but hey...whatever.

And like I said, I'm much sexier now..



Ugh. White eyeshadow. Fucking late 90s!  :argh!:

hah!  I totally did that with my eye makeup in jr. high. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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