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I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off

Started by East Coast Hustle, March 05, 2010, 09:55:57 AM

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Just got my new knives in the mail today.



and



these are pretty much the nicest things I own, and sharp enough to cut you without you even knowing it.
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those are fucking awesome. I want!!!

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Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2010, 01:23:22 PM
:eek:

Beautiful.  Handmade?

What's the alternative? If there's a machine pooping out these babies, or perhaps a tree which they grow on, I WANT THREE OF THEM.
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Quote from: Triple Zero on March 05, 2010, 03:46:27 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2010, 01:23:22 PM
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Beautiful.  Handmade?

What's the alternative? If there's a machine pooping out these babies, or perhaps a tree which they grow on, I WANT THREE OF THEM.

Doubtfull.  If someone automated making knives like that (which soem companies have done with damascus, they're an odd sort of pervert.

The materials going into both, the finish, and the look say handmade to me.  Automation generally means volume, generally means they want  wide - appeal price / quality combination in their product.  They have a certain look too, some details are not what you see in a mass - market knife.  (brass rivets, wood handle, wood bolster combination, for example.)  Even the top one, while mathcing the archetype you might call "chef's knife", is deliberately simple in the handle and bolster.  (No ergonomic curving even attempted.)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
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