Werewolf III

[Jasper]

Why is no one dead yet? I do not appreciate a lazy wolf.

This werewolf is slack!

∴ Werewolf + SLACK = Howl.

I've been right so far, haven't I?

Tri-force?

[Remington]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!


Rumckle was washing dishes in his home when he heard it. It was quiet, far off in the distance, but the noise grew in strength as seconds passed. It sounded like... yelling? No, laughing. There was also a mechanical noise, similar to a car revving its engine.

Against his better judgement, he put on his jacket and stepped outside to take a look. The noise seemed to be coming from over the hill...


Wolf Maur topped the hill at 50 miles per hour, gaining several seconds of air time before slamming back to earth with a squeal of tires. He revved the motorcycle's engine even further as he raced down the hill towards the stunned Rumckle, pushing the modified Harley-Davidson engine to its max. He was wearing his favourite leather jacket -somewhat small for him due to the transformation- and black Matrix-style sunglasses. In short, he looked like a cross between the Terminator and Insanity Wolf.

Maur pulled a wheelie as he flew down the hill. The front wheel struck Rumckle's head at 65 mph, killing the poor hermit instantly and almost crashing the motorcycle. The biker-turned-werewolf pumped his fist in the air as he continued down the street, then raced off into the darkening countryside. "WHAT NOW, VILLAGERS?" Maur's voice echoed through the village, growing fainter as he rode off. "WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?






Rumckle has been killed by Wolf Maur. 10 players remain.

It is now day. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (6 votes required).

[Jasper]

I vote Traffic.

Traffic - 1

[Chairman Risus]

Paes and I talked it over the other day, and I think we should lynch Cramulus.

It's all that makes sense. What could be a better hiding place for a werewolf than in other threads?
We can lynch him from a tree with his own mustaches.

[Freeky]

I vote to lynch Sigmatic.

Traffic 1
Sigmatic 1


Hey guys, seriously. Sig's main defense has been "DON'T GO RANDOMLY PICKING PEOPLE TO LYNCH EVEN THO DOK HOWL CAUGHT ME LYING ABOUT STUFF. PICK THIS GUY I'M DECIDING TO VOTE FOR INSTEAD!''

He's a wolf, plain and simple. We can lynch traffic next, you know?

[Rumckle]

Well, bollocks!

[Lies]

Well, bollocks!

Hey, it's day, the dead can't talk, foo.

[Freeky]

Well, bollocks!

Hey, it's day, the dead can't talk, foo.

Same to you. Fool!@! 

[Lies]

Well, bollocks!

Hey, it's day, the dead can't talk, foo.

Same to you. Fool!@! 

Oh, you noticed the irony too, did you?
You clever thing you.

[Jasper]

Hey guys, seriously. Sig's main defense has been "DON'T GO RANDOMLY PICKING PEOPLE TO LYNCH EVEN THO DOK HOWL CAUGHT ME LYING ABOUT STUFF. PICK THIS GUY I'M DECIDING TO VOTE FOR INSTEAD!''

Actually, I'm voting for Traffic because Dok is absolutely convinced he's a wolf, and I'm pretty sure too, based on how he's argued in the past.  But don't let that get in your way, since you insist on ignoring reality.

[Chairman Risus]

Just pointing out that there's no way that both of you are wolves.

[Jasper]

Just pointing out that there's no way that both of you are wolves.

I don't think so either, however Dok and Freeky are both somehow completely convinced of me.

[Chairman Risus]

Just pointing out that there's no way that both of you are wolves.

I don't think so either, however Dok and Freeky are both somehow completely convinced of me.

I'd suspect that two of the last three wolves could figure out who the third is.

[Chairman Risus]

ANYWAY

Traffic - 2
Sig- 1

[Triple Zero]

1. WUT IM STILL ALIVE? WHY

But, if I get lynched because of it then at least I don't have to check the forums over the weekend.

Indeed, because as a lynched wolf there is not much to do anymore, while as a lynched villager, the game is still on.

Just pointing out that there's no way that both of you are wolves.

Why?

Actually, I'm voting for Traffic because Dok is absolutely convinced he's a wolf

Dok and Freeky are both somehow completely convinced of me.

Um.

But most importantly, THIS INCESSANT WHINING:

But don't let that get in your way, since you insist on ignoring reality.

Really if you were actually a villager, this passive-agressive bullshit is not making things more fun for ANYONE, yet after all it's just a game.

However, if you are in fact a WOLF, you are dealing in subterfuge anyway, and you can all out open up all emotional registers in order to sway the vote, and that is fine with me.

So here's to hoping you're a wolf

I vote to lynch Sigmatic

Sigmatic - 2
Traffic - 2