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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2010, 07:47:20 pm »
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.

You are adorable!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2010, 07:58:19 pm »
Within the hermetically sealed glass case, my decomposition has slowed down but has not been halted altogether. Consequently, contemporary fashion favors sunken eyes, gray hair, and withered, yellow skin. Though I could have predicted I'd be a trendsetter, I wouldn't have predicted the entire sexual subculture which emerged around my gradually decaying corpse.

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« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2010, 08:05:56 pm »
Due to my actions during the Zombie Apocalypse (staged for everyone's fun by Disney), I've changed my identity twice.  My complete lack of creativity with names has led to no one being fooled.  (Though the two days I was "William Zanzinger" were hillarious.)

An offhand comment about "you have the right to live, not stink up my planet with more life like you." is spawning legislation, and has gotten my books banned in public schools.

I FINALLY have a valve on the back of my balls that I can turn with a hex key to deterine whether or not I shoot blanks.  The implant is freely available from most 1st world countries.

Polar bears with horrible metal prostheses are everywhere in mainland USA.  I know nothing about how this may have happened.

The Vatican is ripping off forum archives to update the church with a "Fresher Feel"

Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2010, 08:38:31 pm »
I'm still lying frozen in a box, with "SMASH GLASS IN CASE OF AKK" written on the side of it.

Strangely enough, even though I'm frozen, the heat of my hate emanating from the box is used to power Tucson, with a little left over for Benson.

One day, some poor fucker will break the glass.  Or maybe there'll be an Earthquake.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2010, 08:41:59 pm »
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.

You are adorable!

Definatly! Be my friend!!!
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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2010, 08:42:56 pm »
I'm still lying frozen in a box, with "SMASH GLASS IN CASE OF AKK" written on the side of it.

Strangely enough, even though I'm frozen, the heat of my hate emanating from the box is used to power Tucson, with a little left over for Benson.

One day, some poor fucker will break the glass.  Or maybe there'll be an Earthquake.
Fuck ... I thought they Govt. agreed to keep you in there to prevent 2012, the fuckers better take care of your box.
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« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2010, 09:43:24 pm »
I'm still lying frozen in a box, with "SMASH GLASS IN CASE OF AKK" written on the side of it.

Strangely enough, even though I'm frozen, the heat of my hate emanating from the box is used to power Tucson, with a little left over for Benson.

One day, some poor fucker will break the glass.  Or maybe there'll be an Earthquake.
Fuck ... I thought they Govt. agreed to keep you in there to prevent 2012, the fuckers better take care of your box.

I accidentally the whole government 300 years ago.  :cry:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2010, 09:45:03 pm »
I'm still lying frozen in a box, with "SMASH GLASS IN CASE OF AKK" written on the side of it.

Strangely enough, even though I'm frozen, the heat of my hate emanating from the box is used to power Tucson, with a little left over for Benson.

One day, some poor fucker will break the glass.  Or maybe there'll be an Earthquake.
Fuck ... I thought they Govt. agreed to keep you in there to prevent 2012, the fuckers better take care of your box.

I accidentally the whole government 300 years ago.  :cry:

That'll teach them to park you in.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2010, 10:55:41 pm »
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.

You are adorable!

aw thanks. I think I'm weird looking. Your avatar is my favorite vocal artist.  I listened to nina exclusively in hs and my mom thought I was going to become a lesbian so she destroyed all my cds.   Nina is a badass. I love "blue prelude" and "tell me more".

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« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2010, 11:01:33 pm »
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.

You are adorable!

aw thanks. I think I'm weird looking. Your avatar is my favorite vocal artist.  I listened to nina exclusively in hs and my mom thought I was going to become a lesbian so she destroyed all my cds.   Nina is a badass. I love "blue prelude" and "tell me more".

She destroyed all your Nina CDs?  :x That's horrible. Nina is a goddess.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2010, 01:27:04 am »

aw thanks. I think I'm weird looking.

You are.  Weird looking AND hot.

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Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2010, 01:32:03 am »
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« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2010, 02:02:09 am »
IN THE YEAR 2510

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« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2010, 02:19:10 am »
I had to leave the solar system for a series of heinous crimes (stealing Abe Lincoln's burial clothes for my own use and using Shriekyware to broadcast a salvia trip to the entire planet). I then settled on a newly terraformed planet and proceeded to engineer my own Empire of Doomtm. Shortly afterward, my pursuers caught up with me and tried to kill me by burning me alive. When they left, I rose from the ruins of my dark fortress and swore vengeance.

Which I achieved thanks to a time machine, VR technology, and ten years worth of alien porn set to loop.
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« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2010, 02:22:21 am »
IN THE YEAR 2510

          it is believed that Nina Simone Britney Spears was worshipped as a goddess

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