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YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« on: March 09, 2010, 01:15:10 am »

BECAUSE OF THE TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS OF THE PAST CENTURY, NIGEL AND I HAVE DECIDED TO MOVE EVERYTHING DIRECTLY TO THE YEAR 2510.

THE PRESENT YEAR IS NOW 2510...

          what have you been doing

FOR

          the last 500 years?

WHAT WILL YOU DO

          now that it is the twenty-sixth century?
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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 01:48:39 am »
Technological advancements, my ass.

I still don't have a jetpack.
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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 02:00:19 am »
I HAVE BEEN

               accosting the services of my many blue-skinned, cat-faced holographic sex slaves.

I WILL

               kill a motherfucker if the power goes out.
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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 03:12:42 am »
I've been fending off giant Death Space Wasps on the planet Necropolis Prime, dreaming of a simpler time when all man had to do was drive back home from his office job, take his pills and then softly cry himself to sleep only to be greeted by another meaningless day.
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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 03:32:28 am »
I was in a Turkish Prison for the past 400 years then I died in a car crash, after that I woke up as a head in a jar ... Now I'm living a fine life at the convict musuem, we get our regular feedings around 6pm everyday.
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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 03:51:51 am »
my clone is going through the changes, naturally rebelling and rewiring her protoshield when I sleep so that she looks like whoopi and steals mangos from the WE B MANgo.  I found another plastic spoon in the microwave last night. I think she's huffing radiation again...Doc says maybe she does it to self-medicate but I AM a GOOD cloner!  No respect...I'm at the end of my rope and I need a vacation.

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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2010, 03:58:54 am »
I spent the last 500 years building a race of perfect beings.  They went through a rebellious period, but now they just want to settle down to a nice solar system to assimilate into a Matrioshka brain.

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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2010, 05:51:56 am »
I'm connecting to PD.com on my phone

that is implanted in my brain.
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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 05:53:43 am »
HOVERBOARD OR GTFO.
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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 05:57:59 am »
I'm connecting to PD.com on my phone

that is implanted in my brain.

I'm not giving anybody on this board direct access to my brain.
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2010, 06:10:58 am »
I'm connecting to PD.com on my phone

that is implanted in my brain.

I'm not giving anybody on this board direct access to my brain.

Really? I want to traumatize them with my insides.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2010, 10:48:59 am »
Still waiting for my flying car which will be powered by fusion which is only 30 years away!

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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2010, 07:03:16 pm »
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2010, 07:08:31 pm »
Within the hermetically sealed glass case, my decomposition has slowed down but has not been halted altogether. Consequently, contemporary fashion favors sunken eyes, gray hair, and withered, yellow skin. Though I could have predicted I'd be a trendsetter, I wouldn't have predicted the entire sexual subculture which emerged around my gradually decaying corpse.


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Re: YOUR PERSONAL HALF REICH JOURNAL
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2010, 07:23:48 pm »
fogukaup, is your avatar actually you?

Am I being usurped from my position as the board's ethnic minority?

yea thats me, box fro and all.