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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 09, 2010, 11:00:04 PM

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March 09, 2010, 11:00:04 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

maphdet

#1
March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
 :horrormirth:

Only in fucking FLA.
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Suu

#2
March 09, 2010, 11:12:29 PM
 :lulz:
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Freeky

#3
March 10, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
:horrormirth:

Only in fucking FLA.
\

Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.

It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#4
March 10, 2010, 04:14:26 AM
HAW HAW!

Nast

#5
March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
March 10, 2010, 04:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.

yeah dude

Nast

#7
March 10, 2010, 05:10:29 AM
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

JackALope2323

#8
March 10, 2010, 05:28:00 AM
Florida: Our most fucked up state.

Bu🤠ns

#9
March 10, 2010, 06:36:37 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 05:10:29 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 04:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.

yeah dude

Ouchie.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I COME FROM A VERY LONG AND DISTINGUISHED LINE OF AIRBAGS!  :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
March 10, 2010, 06:55:08 AM
Quote from: Burns on March 10, 2010, 06:36:37 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 05:10:29 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 04:44:30 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 10, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
Airbags can cause BURNS?

God, cars really scare me.

yeah dude

Ouchie.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I COME FROM A VERY LONG AND DISTINGUISHED LINE OF AIRBAGS!  :argh!:

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#11
March 10, 2010, 06:59:13 AM
wait


this woman was shaving her bikini line in the driver's seat, while her ex husband was driving from the passenger seat, while she was on the way to meet her boyfriend, AND she had a DU/suspended license. 


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#12
March 10, 2010, 07:03:05 AM
Yew betcha!
         \


      ^
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I googled "typical floridian" and got that


(is that NSFW?... )

Bu🤠ns

#13
March 10, 2010, 07:09:30 AM
It's NSFUSA
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