Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas

[Freeky]

 

I keep having internet fail all over the place!

[Doktor Howl]

Thanks, Freeky.


The relevant part of that video, of course:

I say what I like,
Like I said, sometimes we bite,
Even though you don't think it's right,
Yo, I like to bite!

That's one of my all time favorite songs.

[LMNO]

Digital Underground was Tupac's finest moment.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

[Doktor Howl]

Digital Underground was Tupac's finest moment.

Riding in a BMW 750IL, not so much.

[Doktor Howl]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Yeah, but then you'd never get cool shit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

No matter how you feel about whales, sushi, or 20+ cases of dynamite, that's some cool shit.

[Richter]

My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Yeah, but then you'd never get cool shit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

No matter how you feel about whales, sushi, or 20+ cases of dynamite, that's some cool shit.

Oregon's worst idea ever.   Well, maybe other than Trojan.

We learned not to do that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.

Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down!  It never stops being funny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, it should be noted that 41 whales were beached in that area just a few years later. We decided that burning them was the way to go.

Protip: it's not.

[Richter]

There was a reason whaling ships had black sails.  The smell got into EVERYTHING too.

[Eater of Clowns]

My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.

Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down!  It never stops being funny.

icwhatudidthere

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

the question is WHY anyone would want to eat whale meat? I've tried it, and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever intentionally put in my mouth.

now, if anyone's got a good recipe for condor...

THIS!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.

Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down!  It never stops being funny.

icwhatudidthere

It was an accident!

[Jasper]

  Stolen!