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Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas

Started by Richter, March 11, 2010, 03:13:47 PM

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Triple Zero

#45
March 16, 2010, 02:14:28 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 05:01:38 AM
Fuck, I really don't want to think about what kind of recipes involve fermented whale meat.

Sounds similar to "trassie", which is fermented shrimp, so I would guess with fried rice.. But you only use a littlebit of trassie, not entire chunks. Also you want to keep it wrapped in several layers of plastic or it stinks up the fridge :)
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Cramulus

#46
March 16, 2010, 02:19:47 PM
I am trying not to think about bengal tiger jerky served on a tray made of ivory :|

Triple Zero

#47
March 16, 2010, 02:30:33 PM
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Cramulus

#48
March 16, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
I am trying not to think about a breaded bald eagle breast slathered in a fine alfredo sauce.  :|

Richter

#49
March 16, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
Piping Plover and Ivory Billed Woodpecker skewered and roasted over 500 year + growth cedar charcoal.  

Yangtze dolphin with Condor wings on the side.


Also- i can only imagine polar bear tasting like trash.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#51
March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.
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Cramulus

#52
March 16, 2010, 03:35:12 PM
Harriet Michaels: Do you actually like haggis?
Charlie Mackenzie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.


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Nast

#53
March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.
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Cramulus

#54
March 17, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?!

:scared:

E.O.T.

#55
March 17, 2010, 02:26:17 PM


"a good fight justifies any cause"

Triple Zero

#56
March 17, 2010, 03:39:53 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 17, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?!

:scared:

that's how KRAFTWERK did it!

HEUTE WIR FERMENTIEREN DAS KRAUT UND MACHEN SAUERKRAUT

MORGEN FERMENTIEREN WIR DAS ELEKTRONISCHEN SOUND KLANG UND MACHEN MUSIK NON STOP
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Richter

#57
March 18, 2010, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 17, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?!

:scared:

They make vibrating ones too. 

I'll file that under "I'll try anythign once, but it damn well better be sterile."
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

#58
March 29, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
I do not consider you a rational reference point here, you've already had a metal rod driven through your willy-nilly.

Richter

#59
March 29, 2010, 10:23:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 29, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
I do not consider you a rational reference point here, you've already had a metal rod driven through your willy-nilly.

So I my conclusion is invalid based on the state of my peen?  Is Ad Priapam a logical falacy?  :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
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