Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas

[Triple Zero]

Fuck, I really don't want to think about what kind of recipes involve fermented whale meat.

Sounds similar to "trassie", which is fermented shrimp, so I would guess with fried rice.. But you only use a littlebit of trassie, not entire chunks. Also you want to keep it wrapped in several layers of plastic or it stinks up the fridge

[Cramulus]

I am trying not to think about bengal tiger jerky served on a tray made of ivory

[Triple Zero]

OWL STEW

[Cramulus]

I am trying not to think about a breaded bald eagle breast slathered in a fine alfredo sauce. 

[Richter]

Piping Plover and Ivory Billed Woodpecker skewered and roasted over 500 year + growth cedar charcoal.  

Yangtze dolphin with Condor wings on the side.


Also- i can only imagine polar bear tasting like trash.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. 

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

[Doktor Howl]

I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. 

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

[Cramulus]

Harriet Michaels: Do you actually like haggis?
Charlie Mackenzie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.


-So I Married an Axe Murderer

[Nast]

I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. 

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

[Cramulus]

I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. 

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?!

[E.O.T.]

[Triple Zero]

I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. 

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?!

that's how KRAFTWERK did it!

HEUTE WIR FERMENTIEREN DAS KRAUT UND MACHEN SAUERKRAUT

MORGEN FERMENTIEREN WIR DAS ELEKTRONISCHEN SOUND KLANG UND MACHEN MUSIK NON STOP

[Richter]

I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. 

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?!

They make vibrating ones too. 

I'll file that under "I'll try anythign once, but it damn well better be sterile."

[Cramulus]

I do not consider you a rational reference point here, you've already had a metal rod driven through your willy-nilly.

[Richter]

I do not consider you a rational reference point here, you've already had a metal rod driven through your willy-nilly.

So I my conclusion is invalid based on the state of my peen?  Is Ad Priapam a logical falacy?