ITT BAD jokes.

[Requia ☣]

It's funny either way.  I never thought I'd find a joke that was both Incongruous-Nonsensical and Incongruous-Resolution.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

It's incorrect, though.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

(Just to prove that I'm not a humorless joke ruiner, though, I laughed at the Lady Gaga joke)

[Abbess Jade]

(Just to prove that I'm not a humorless joke ruiner, though, I laughed at the Lady Gaga joke)

YES. I MADE SOMEONE LAUGH.

My life is complete!

[BadBeast]

(Just to prove that I'm not a humorless joke ruiner, though, I laughed at the Lady Gaga joke)

YES. I MADE SOMEONE LAUGH.

My life is complete!

I laughed at that GaGa one as well, and I told someone else, and they laughed too.

So, How do you get a drunken Pikachu, onto a Bus?



Just gotta Pokemon.  (Better?)

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Jesus christ dude BBcode is like the easiest thing to learn and you fuck it up constantly.

[BadBeast]

Jesus christ dude BBcode is like the easiest thing to learn and you fuck it up constantly.

Not constantly, but I'll own it, up to occasionally. I'd never used it until I got on this site.

[Iason Ouabache]

From: Chris Trevino <fred.trevino#NoSpam.worldnet.att.net>
And Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b = b, and 2b = b,
which mean that
2 = 1

This is only possible if a = b = 0.  

JOKE RUINT!!!

[bugmenоt]

Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.
Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then
a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
a + b = b
a = 0

From: Chris Trevino <fred.trevino#NoSpam.worldnet.att.net>
And Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b = b, and 2b = b,
which mean that
2 = 1

you are dividing by 0.

[Triple Zero]

Jesus christ dude BBcode is like the easiest thing to learn and you fuck it up constantly.

Not constantly, but I'll own it, up to occasionally. I'd never used it until I got on this site.

BUT BUT BUT you just click on the "Quote" link and then you make sure to type OUTSIDE of the quote tags!!

INSIDE the quote tags is for what OTHER people wrote

[Elder Iptuous]

also, there's a 'preview' button...

[Requia ☣]

Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.
Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then
a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
a + b = b
a = 0

From: Chris Trevino <fred.trevino#NoSpam.worldnet.att.net>
And Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b = b, and 2b = b,
which mean that
2 = 1

you are dividing by 0.

That's the joke dipshit.

[bugmenоt]

Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.
Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then
a = b
a^2 = ab
a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
a + b = b
a = 0

From: Chris Trevino <fred.trevino#NoSpam.worldnet.att.net>
And Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b = b, and 2b = b,
which mean that
2 = 1

you are dividing by 0.

That's the joke dipshit.

If we call this mathematical problem a joke, then my answer was the punchline and you're supposed to laugh.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

A man felt he had a problem with his size. At the local clinic,
an excited doctor told him that because of his particular blood type, he
could undergo a radical new surgery: a small section of baby elephant
trunk could be grafted onto his penis, giving it extra strength and
length.

"Swote!" said the man, and in a few days he was out of hospital with his
new pachydermic penis, and strict instructions to "lay off" for two weeks.

At the end of the two weeks, he took his girlfriend out for the ultimate
dinner. Candles, wines, violins, fine food... this was the night. But when
they were sitting at the table, he felt a stirring in his left trouser
leg, and suddenly his penis fumbled onto the table, grabbed a bread roll
and disappeared again.

"My God!" said his girlfriend. "Can you do that again??"

With a wince, he said "I think so - but I don't think my ass can take it."

[BadBeast]

Jesus christ dude BBcode is like the easiest thing to learn and you fuck it up constantly.

And it only seems to happen when I'm answering from my mobile phone. Which has a 2 inch screen.