PDcom: The Movie

[East Coast Hustle]

Jesus. you could crack ostrich eggs with her jawline.

OK, I guess you oughtta pick someone to play me.

James Dean.

I'm not sure how to take that, actually, but I suspect my physical vanity will win out over the part of me that considers him the original emo kid.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

For some reason I see TTM as Paul Giamatti, except not as husky.

Ah, I fuckin hate that guy. I want Christopher Walken to play me just because he's Christopher Walken. I wouldn't even care if he was totally different from my personality.

Ok, Ed Harris then.

[Cramulus]

IN A WORLD

of digital adventures

ONE SPAG

has the courage to stop them



So here's the plot:

Act 1: PD is a forum where people go on hilarious missions which disrupt everything on a national scale. Each of us are shown performing some kind of awesome prank or mischief. The stage is set for a big meet up in Portland, OR.


Act 2: PD discovers its nemesis, DP, a forum dedicated to improving the world by making it safe and boring. For some reason, the members of this forum are extremely capable of changing the world via web projects such as the GIVE EVERYBODY A HUG project and the OpenArms Reality Friendship Patch.

Each member of DP has a corresponding member at PD, they look almost identical but are different in some small way. For example, the alter ego of Professor Cramulus has a goatee intead of a moustache. Anti-Roger is a financial consultant with an upper problem.

DP and PD show up at the same event, a multifaith religious gathering held at an amusement park. The Discordians are angry that Eris wasn't invited, so they spiked the punch ... with acid.


Act 3: Both factions meet each other. Angry yelling and proselytizing ensues. As everybody starts coming up on acid, things get weird and violent. A dump truck full of rubber chickens is hijacked. All children at the park are given "cybernetic upgrades" (ie, laser pointers strapped to their heads via awkward duct tape harnesses).


Act 4: an extended action sequence in which the members battle each other. Hallucinatory creatures seem to join the fight. In the midst of it, real pirates from the 1650s appear for some reason and begin robbing/shooting people in both tribes.


Act 5: Some PD members kill their DP counterparts and take their places. Some PD people are killed. All the PD people who are now wanted for various felonies (most of us) hijack the pirate ship and escape to the ocean. In 1650.

The sequel takes place in the 1650s, where a boatload of unruly Discordians make prankwar upon the puritan colonies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For some reason I see TTM as Paul Giamatti, except not as husky.

Ah, I fuckin hate that guy. I want Christopher Walken to play me just because he's Christopher Walken. I wouldn't even care if he was totally different from my personality.

Ok, Ed Harris then.

YOU. ARE. SUSAN. SARANDON.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

NO U!

[Dimocritus]

IN A WORLD

of digital adventures

ONE SPAG

has the courage to stop them



So here's the plot:

Act 1: PD is a forum where people go on hilarious missions which disrupt everything on a national scale. Each of us are shown performing some kind of awesome prank or mischief. The stage is set for a big meet up in Portland, OR.


Act 2: PD discovers its nemesis, DP, a forum dedicated to improving the world by making it safe and boring. For some reason, the members of this forum are extremely capable of changing the world via web projects such as the GIVE EVERYBODY A HUG project and the OpenArms Reality Friendship Patch.

Each member of DP has a corresponding member at PD, they look almost identical but are different in some small way. For example, the alter ego of Professor Cramulus has a goatee intead of a moustache. Anti-Roger is a financial consultant with an upper problem.

DP and PD show up at the same event, a multifaith religious gathering held at an amusement park. The Discordians are angry that Eris wasn't invited, so they spiked the punch ... with acid.


Act 3: Both factions meet each other. Angry yelling and proselytizing ensues. As everybody starts coming up on acid, things get weird and violent. A dump truck full of rubber chickens is hijacked. All children at the park are given "cybernetic upgrades" (ie, laser pointers strapped to their heads via awkward duct tape harnesses).


Act 4: an extended action sequence in which the members battle each other. Hallucinatory creatures seem to join the fight. In the midst of it, real pirates from the 1650s appear for some reason and begin robbing/shooting people in both tribes.


Act 5: Some PD members kill their DP counterparts and take their places. Some PD people are killed. All the PD people who are now wanted for various felonies (most of us) hijack the pirate ship and escape to the ocean. In 1650.

The sequel takes place in the 1650s, where a boatload of unruly Discordians make prankwar upon the puritan colonies.

It's like Illuminatus meets Evil Dead with pirates!

[Cramulus]

It's already been stablished that ECH = James Hetfield







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[The Wizard]

IN A WORLD

of digital adventures

ONE SPAG

has the courage to stop them



So here's the plot:

Act 1: PD is a forum where people go on hilarious missions which disrupt everything on a national scale. Each of us are shown performing some kind of awesome prank or mischief. The stage is set for a big meet up in Portland, OR.


Act 2: PD discovers its nemesis, DP, a forum dedicated to improving the world by making it safe and boring. For some reason, the members of this forum are extremely capable of changing the world via web projects such as the GIVE EVERYBODY A HUG project and the OpenArms Reality Friendship Patch.

Each member of DP has a corresponding member at PD, they look almost identical but are different in some small way. For example, the alter ego of Professor Cramulus has a goatee intead of a moustache. Anti-Roger is a financial consultant with an upper problem.

DP and PD show up at the same event, a multifaith religious gathering held at an amusement park. The Discordians are angry that Eris wasn't invited, so they spiked the punch ... with acid.


Act 3: Both factions meet each other. Angry yelling and proselytizing ensues. As everybody starts coming up on acid, things get weird and violent. A dump truck full of rubber chickens is hijacked. All children at the park are given "cybernetic upgrades" (ie, laser pointers strapped to their heads via awkward duct tape harnesses).


Act 4: an extended action sequence in which the members battle each other. Hallucinatory creatures seem to join the fight. In the midst of it, real pirates from the 1650s appear for some reason and begin robbing/shooting people in both tribes.


Act 5: Some PD members kill their DP counterparts and take their places. Some PD people are killed. All the PD people who are now wanted for various felonies (most of us) hijack the pirate ship and escape to the ocean. In 1650.

The sequel takes place in the 1650s, where a boatload of unruly Discordians make prankwar upon the puritan colonies.

This film needs to be made. As soon as possible.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

NO U!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I AM NOT BEING PLAYED BY THAT DOG OR CLAIRE DANES. THAT WOMAN HAS NO TITS. I WILL NOT BE PLAYED BY A TITLESS WOMAN
seriously her boobs are so small they are concave

i will be played by Shakira's hair. Just her hair.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I AM NOT BEING PLAYED BY THAT DOG OR CLAIRE DANES. THAT WOMAN HAS NO TITS. I WILL NOT BE PLAYED BY A TITLESS WOMAN
seriously her boobs are so small they are concave

i will be played by Shakira's hair. Just her hair.

Fair enough.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I guess her ass can participate too. but she needs a padded bra.

[LMNO]

Howabout Beyonce with a perm?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

im a bit pale for that  and im certainly not bootyliscious 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I think you should leave that determination up to the boards.