Happy St Pats!

[Suu]

4 smithwicks, 1 carbomb and 2 shots of Jameson in!

[Doktor Howl]

4 smithwicks, 1 carbomb and 2 shots of Jameson in!

I'm holding out for St Olaf's Day.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

5 beers in, so many drunks!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

IM NOT CELEBRATING 

[Jasper]

There should be a story about the Grinch's cousin Louie who stole St. Patty's day.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I have no Irish blood and had 2 "dirty turtles" (terrapin rye with old rasputin floated on top) and a .... zwieic-el-cec-a-vec whatever the fuck it was. It was too sweet.

Not drunk cause I drove, but happy. Had salt n vinegar chips too so night is complete.

[East Coast Hustle]

I hate St. Patrick's day. Worst amateur night of the entire year. It's like a frat party took over every downtown of every major city in America.

Also, I am fortunate enough to not have any filthy bog-trotter in my noble lineage.

I move to establish a holiday that's overtly about drinking, rather than needing some lame ethnic excuse for the whole matter. And you're not even allowed to enter a Spirits Day party unless your BAC is over .20 and you can still speak in complete sentences.

[Dysnomia]

one rum and coke    Only because we got started late because my poor friend was stuck at his job till 11pm because the guy who was supposed to take the late shift never showed.     The pub was PACKED (and so many people were coming over to where friend was working, who were drunk and BITCHY  ) so we went to the sushi restaurant/bar instead and walked around. 

[the last yatto]

Did not see anyone chasing a snake with a club in their hand... WORST HOLIDAY EVAR

[Dysnomia]

do bitchy hos, a bar fight that lead to multiple arrests, and a drunken asshat doing riverdance count?

[Cain]

I move to establish a holiday that's overtly about drinking, rather than needing some lame ethnic excuse for the whole matter.

This.  For starters, there would then be more choice than the one between drinking Guiness and Jameson.  If I can't have Singapore Slings on any given holiday, I write that day off as a failure.

Also, possibly even more hilarious than Americans who think they are Irish - English people who think they are Irish. A properly English attitude, to be sure, stealing other peoples holidays, but probably not the best idea in this particular case, given the last 500 years.

[Richter]

Also, possibly even more hilarious than Americans who think they are Irish - English people who think they are Irish. A properly English attitude, to be sure, stealing other peoples holidays, but probably not the best idea in this particular case, given the last 500 years.

I loathe these people.  Few bit of advice for them though.

- You're not fuckign Irish.  You were born somewhere else completely.  Been there? Cute, but sticking you balls in an oven doesn't make them biscuits.  You're still a loud American.  Take off that fucking hat.

- If you had learned shit about the folks the Irish descended from, you'd see they were all over the map.  You take all that history of being a crazy bastard wherever you are, and carry it on in your own life in theme bars pining for an island that DOESN'T want you.  Nice.

[Richter]

...And what the hell is everyone's hardon with boiled dinner?

Irish Jim (actual imigrant) told us this morning he'd tried is for the first time in his 40+ years yesterday.  (He was diplomatically indifferent to it.)

This is not high eating.  This is a flood victim's pot roast.
The best I've been able to use it, find a decent few bits of the beef and sammich it on the sodabread with some mustard.

[LMNO]

Had a great show, drank a few beers.


Did I mention the great show we had?


And not a single green hat in the joint.  A few real Irishmen, but they just scowled a lot and drank PBR.

[bds]

The only thing St. Pats did different to me was to make one of my friends talk in an Irish accent, all fucking day, because he thought it was the funniest thing.

BDS,
Not impressed. Fucking leprechauns.