Happy St Pats!

[Richter]

I spent the evening making a brass broach.  Started and forgot to do anything else.  I had a new stake anvil to use, so learning the quirks and effects of the surface took up a lot of time.

Mrs. Dark dropped through my cublicle at work and advised "Erin goes braless."

That was as festive as things got.

[Cain]

I had to wear a hideous hat at work.  I'll take a picture of the hat later, as its quite...er...special.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I made corned beef and went to see a few bands play.

[Doktor Howl]

I went to the gym and made sure to be home before amateur night began.

Oh, yeah.  I'm a fucking ANIMAL!

[Dimocritus]

Grrr. St. Patty's day ROOINT!

The ex showed up at our gig. She was looking really good, so, me having an issue with self control, decided to chat her up a little bit (part of her nefarious plan, no doubt. Vindictive women are vindictive).

Long story short, she got wicked shit-faced, and me being the only one there that she really knew, it was on me to help her out of the turlet (looking at it now, though, I should have left her there). So, I helped her out of the bathroom and into her car. She was too fucked to drive, so I drove her. This is when shit got fucked. For the entire ride, she verbally attacked me, making wild accusations, none of which were true. Then she pulled that "it must be true. Why would you be getting defensive if it weren't" bullshit.

So, before I got really mad, I pulled the car over, got out, and started walking home. The end? Not really. SHE FOLLOWED ME HOME IN HER CAR SCREAMING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDOW!! WTF!! At three in the morning, no less, through residential areas. It's a miracle that she didn't get the cops called on us. After all this, she still expected me to take careof her drunk ass...

I guess that's what I get for trying to help.

Sorry to spag up the thread... Just venting....


Oh, and my OLOPC shirt got ripped during a min-brawl that broke out in the middle of our set.  not happy..

[Doktor Howl]

Dimo, you just have to learn to love the crazy.

[Richter]

No good deed goes unpunsihed INDEED.

She owes you after pulling that shit.  2/3rd's of my exe's would have gotten called in as erratic, possibly drunk drivers.

[LMNO]

You would have had a much better time at the Frost Heaves show.  There were many single, available, attractive, and only mildly psycho women there.

[Doktor Howl]

and only mildly psycho women there.

Dok,
Has given up pretending that he doesn't like the psychos.

[Dimocritus]

Dimo, you just have to learn to love the crazy.

It's not the crazy I don't like. Fuck, I am the crazy more often than not. It's the false accusations that she makes after looking through my facebook (I think she somehow got my password) or my texts and taking messages and comments out of context, and then thinking she's discovered this huge conspiracy against her. I DO NOT like being "monitored" and I DO NOT like being constantly accused. If I wanted that shit, I'd spend more time entangled in the U.S. legal system.

[Dimocritus]

You would have had a much better time at the Frost Heaves show.  There were many single, available, attractive, and only mildly psycho women there.

Next time, my friend. Next time.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Dimo, you just have to learn to love the crazy.

It's not the crazy I don't like. Fuck, I am the crazy more often than not. It's the false accusations that she makes after looking through my facebook (I think she somehow got my password) or my texts and taking messages and comments out of context, and then thinking she's discovered this huge conspiracy against her. I DO NOT like being "monitored" and I DO NOT like being constantly accused. If I wanted that shit, I'd spend more time entangled in the U.S. legal system.

jesus. that's uh... psychotic and privacy invading. like stalker-y creepy.

[Doktor Howl]

Dimo, you just have to learn to love the crazy.

It's not the crazy I don't like. Fuck, I am the crazy more often than not. It's the false accusations that she makes after looking through my facebook (I think she somehow got my password) or my texts and taking messages and comments out of context, and then thinking she's discovered this huge conspiracy against her. I DO NOT like being "monitored" and I DO NOT like being constantly accused. If I wanted that shit, I'd spend more time entangled in the U.S. legal system.

That's all part of the crazy.

You gotta be serious about having a good time.  Hell, if you'd played your cards right, you could have gotten laid AND beaten, and even possibly found yourself in a horrible descending spiral of weirdness when she decided to hang around for a while.

What's not to love?

[LMNO]

You would have had a much better time at the Frost Heaves show.  There were many single, available, attractive, and only mildly psycho women there.

Next time, my friend. Next time.

YOU FUCKING LIAR! YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, BUT YOU NEVER SHOW UP!  I BET YOU'RE WITH ONE OF THOSE OTHER BANDS, AREN'T YOU?  LIKE THOSE FUCKING SLUTS IN RUMBLE STRIP, OR THOSE SKANKY AGNOSTIC CHRIST FUCKERS, RIGHT?  WHAT THE HELL DO THEY HAVE THAT MY BAND DOESN'T?  YOU JUST THINK I'M STUPID, DON'T YOU?  YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TELL ME THAT KIND OF SHIT, THINKING THAT I'LL JUST FALL ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS OPEN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?  FUCK YOU, YOU MINCING LITTLE MAMA'S BOY!  

[Dimocritus]

You would have had a much better time at the Frost Heaves show.  There were many single, available, attractive, and only mildly psycho women there.

Next time, my friend. Next time.

YOU FUCKING LIAR! YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, BUT YOU NEVER SHOW UP!  I BET YOU'RE WITH ONE OF THOSE OTHER BANDS, AREN'T YOU?  LIKE THOSE FUCKING SLUTS IN RUMBLE STRIP, OR THOSE SKANKY AGNOSTIC CHRIST FUCKERS, RIGHT?  WHAT THE HELL DO THEY HAVE THAT MY BAND DOESN'T?  YOU JUST THINK I'M STUPID, DON'T YOU?  YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TELL ME THAT KIND OF SHIT, THINKING THAT I'LL JUST FALL ON MY BACK WITH MY LEGS OPEN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?  FUCK YOU, YOU MINCING LITTLE MAMA'S BOY!  

and 

Say the bold with more certainty, as if you know for a fact and that would be pretty dead-on.