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Started by notathing, March 18, 2010, 02:51:33 AM

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BADGE OF HONOR

Oh yeah, I dunno if this qualifies as a fetish but I'm pretty much only attracted to men with facial hair.  And I know exactly why, too.   :x

Also, I really like to pay men for sex.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Pope Pixie Pickle

I also like a good beard on a man and am with Suu on the nothing in my ass cos of the IBS.

Ass grabbing is fine, almost manditory.

AFK

I'm married.

My fetish is having sex. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pope Pixie Pickle

:lulz:

I've been there...

Jenne

Biting my nipples, but only near orgasm.  I mean, HARD biting.

Lessee...I like assplay, but not a lot and usually after first or second orgasm.

Hmmm...men who make me feel tiny, and they are tall and muscly.

ROUGH hands.  Not soft, effeminate hands.

Women with soft, cushy boobs I can lay my head on like pillows.

HARD kissing.

Someone who smells like clean laundry.  (weird, I know)

Dysnomia

I also have a HUGE THING for cologne.  Like, sometimes I get turned on walking through Macy's because we passed the cologne and it smells like SEX.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

LMNO

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 19, 2010, 06:40:36 AM
Oh yeah, I dunno if this qualifies as a fetish but I'm pretty much only attracted to men with facial hair.  And I know exactly why, too.   :x

Also, I really like to pay men for sex.


THE MOUSTACHE DEMANDS TRIBUTE, THAT'S WHY.

Da6s

#157
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We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 19, 2010, 02:18:35 AM
standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.

I don't understand why there isn't more of this sort of thing in this thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 19, 2010, 02:18:35 AM
standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.

I don't understand why there isn't more of this sort of thing in this thread.

:?

Enrico and I did a bunch of that.
Molon Lube

Cain

I bet people think I was trying to do that, but I was being totally serious. 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: E.O.T. on March 19, 2010, 04:08:18 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 18, 2010, 08:44:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 18, 2010, 08:42:03 PM


  • dressing like a skanky catholic school girl

for the most part, these are optional.


Is not optional. Is mandatory.  So are pics of the same.

Quote from: dimo on March 18, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
This thread is making me frustrated.

its about to get worse.

lady grinning soul delivers:



HELLO, NICE LADY.

DYKES

          would be fistfighting over that shit here in P-Town


Naw. Dykes don't go for pretty. Dykes go for other dykes. Pretty lesbinas go for other pretty lesbinas. I go for pretty lesbina! But she is too young for me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 04:29:57 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Sidónio Pães on March 19, 2010, 02:18:35 AM
standing there in a welding helmet and a wetsuit, while you hang by your arms over a paddling pool full of snapping turtles.
If it works for you, it works for me.

I don't understand why there isn't more of this sort of thing in this thread.

:?

Enrico and I did a bunch of that.


I know, and I liked it. I just don't know why there isn't MORE of it.

Also, I think that almost every serious answer in this thread could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone likes".

Also, Aini.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


E.O.T.

Quote from: Cain on March 19, 2010, 04:31:09 PM
I bet people think I was trying to do that, but I was being totally serious. 

I FIGURED THAT

          your thing was, not being able to cum unless at least two separate news channels were being broadcast
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Dimocritus

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:38:12 PM

Also, I think that almost every serious answer in this thread could be covered with the sentence "Pretty much the same stuff everyone likes".


This is true, however, if I were to share this stuff with (most) people I know IRL, I'd be judged or people would just think that I'm kidding (maybe they choose to think I'm kidding, then they wouldn't have to register the facts that people are actualy into different things). So, yeah, while it all seems buisiness as usual here, it's nice to be able to have a place to discuss these things with more open minded people.

I mean, I'm taking a human sexuality course at school right now, with the hopes of good discussion and dialogue. But, those hopes all went out the window when I realized the whole class was either hard-core catholics or people too embarrased to actually talk about things.

So, cheers to LGS for bringing it up and getting a dialogue going.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"