US CENSUS!

[Doktor Howl]

...Though I'm really tempted to write in "Daytona 500" under race, even though it will probably land me in jail.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I would SO do that!! 

That's why you don't get to fill it out.  You are an evil child, and cannot be trusted with this sort of thing.

[Iason Ouabache]

"So this So - called 'Government' sends me a letter.  Says they need to know how amny people live in my household.

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

SCREW YOU MISTER GOVERNMENT MAN!
YOU CAN'T COUNT ME!
I AIN'T A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!"

[E.O.T.]

I HAD

          a disturbing thought today, while at Autentica, doing shots of 'El Presidente' with Pedro and Sergio - whether they're legal or no, we're simply admitting more and more Christians into the country. This may be something to consider.

[AFK]

I like how they sent out a letter to let me know the Census was coming.
Sent me the Census.
And then sent me a postcard reminding me and/or thanking me for filling out my Census. 

So obviously I'm a dumbfuck and they are rolling in money they can just send lots of shit in the mail. 

[E.O.T.]

I like how they sent out a letter to let me know the Census was coming.
Sent me the Census.
And then sent me a postcard reminding me and/or thanking me for filling out my Census. 

So obviously I'm a dumbfuck and they are rolling in money they can just send lots of shit in the mail. 

NO

          YOU are rolling in such tons of money you can just send a bunch of shit through the mail

[AFK]

whut

[E.O.T.]

whut

IT'S

          YER MONEY - TAXPAYER

[AFK]

deep

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

dang

[Jenne]

I like how they sent out a letter to let me know the Census was coming.
Sent me the Census.
And then sent me a postcard reminding me and/or thanking me for filling out my Census. 

So obviously I'm a dumbfuck and they are rolling in money they can just send lots of shit in the mail. 

Yours was a thank you?  Mine was a "get yer Census in the mail NOW because IT'S THE LAW!"

Made me wanna smack a bitch.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I HAD

         a disturbing thought today, while at Autentica, doing shots of 'El Presidente' with Pedro and Sergio - whether they're legal or no, we're simply admitting more and more Christians into the country. This may be something to consider.

[AFK]

I like how they sent out a letter to let me know the Census was coming.
Sent me the Census.
And then sent me a postcard reminding me and/or thanking me for filling out my Census. 

So obviously I'm a dumbfuck and they are rolling in money they can just send lots of shit in the mail. 

Yours was a thank you?  Mine was a "get yer Census in the mail NOW because IT'S THE LAW!"

Made me wanna smack a bitch.

Well it was mostly the latter, but there was a line that said something like, "thank you if you already sent it in, but you are still a fucking douchebag!"  Or something like that. 

[Jenne]

I like how they sent out a letter to let me know the Census was coming.
Sent me the Census.
And then sent me a postcard reminding me and/or thanking me for filling out my Census. 

So obviously I'm a dumbfuck and they are rolling in money they can just send lots of shit in the mail. 

Yours was a thank you?  Mine was a "get yer Census in the mail NOW because IT'S THE LAW!"

Made me wanna smack a bitch.

Well it was mostly the latter, but there was a line that said something like, "thank you if you already sent it in, but you are still a fucking douchebag!"  Or something like that. 

  Someone ITT is NOT getting any sleep...

I missed ya, RWHN.

Also, fuck those Census guys, in their ears.

[maphdet]

There was another census thread around but I'm too lazy to continue to look for it so I'm posting this here just for shits and grins.

The census is not kept private. All info becomes public after 70 years.

Ok-that is all.

[Elder Iptuous]

that's too long!
genealogists, UNITE!
waiting for 70 years is like russian roulette, what with their reputation for setting the shit on fire...