US CENSUS!

[Suu]

20 years ago, I asked my mom to see the census sheet because we were learning about it in school, and I had to do a report on it. My mom had already sent it in and I got an F.

10 years ago, I wouldn't let her live it down, and demanded to see the census form. She already sent it in.

Yesterday, my mom calls me to tell me that she got in the census form, and that I don't count anymore, I'm getting my own damn form, and now 20 years of anticipation will be quelled.

Today, I get my form, I'm all fucking excited, I'm thinking this will be the greatest thing since sliced bread because I can finally see and hold the US Census form in my damn hands for the first time since I needed to write that fucking report in 3rd grade. I open it up, it's half in Spanish, half blue, half green, and it's more boring than a 9x12" envelope should contain.



I think I just had the biggest nerdy loser moment of my life.


...Though I'm really tempted to write in "Daytona 500" under race, even though it will probably land me in jail.

Also, I get to legally troll the government. Since my legal last name is Spanish, but I am not Latino, Hispanic, or Spanish in origin. Or at least, what they consider to be Latino. 

-Suu
The Latin language was born on the Italian peninsula, but homegirl here is still white as a fucking slice of Wonderbread.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

...Though I'm really tempted to write in "Daytona 500" under race, even though it will probably land me in jail.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Suu]

...Though I'm really tempted to write in "Daytona 500" under race, even though it will probably land me in jail.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, it's tampering with federal property. And unlike putting Where's George? on a dollar bill, this shit is attached to my address. There is no way to fake anything without being caught.

[PeregrineBF]

Federal law protects your privacy and keeps your answers confidential (Title 13, United States Code, Sections 9 and 214). The answers you give on the census form cannot be obtained by law enforcement or tax collection agencies. Your answers cannot be used in court. They cannot be obtained with a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

Emphasis mine.

So go right ahead.

[Suu]

That makes me want to do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

DOITFAGGOT!!

[Dimocritus]

That makes me want to do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

GODDAMMIT! I just got that out of my head 

[Telarus]

Check out the Colbert Show for the 17th. Also Snoop Dog was on  the Daily Show last night.

[AFK]

My biggest dilemma was, do I count the little guy yet or not?  But then I realized it didn't fucking matter and that I was worrying about bullshit. 

[Richter]

"So this So - called 'Government' sends me a letter.  Says they need to know how amny people live in my household.

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

SCREW YOU MISTER GOVERNMENT MAN!
YOU CAN'T COUNT ME!
I AIN'T A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!"

[Triple Zero]

LMNO, did you also count the nazis in your fridge?

[Eater of Clowns]

My biggest dilemma was, do I count the little guy yet or not?  But then I realized it didn't fucking matter and that I was worrying about bullshit. 

I think April 1st is the day they want it counted, so if the little guy is around by then count it and if not don't.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

"So this So - called 'Government' sends me a letter.  Says they need to know how amny people live in my household.

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

SCREW YOU MISTER GOVERNMENT MAN!
YOU CAN'T COUNT ME!
I AIN'T A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Jenne]

...it WAS rather a let-down, I have to say.  Very short.   I've seen less prestigious surveys so much more impressive...

[ThatGreenGentleman]

...Though I'm really tempted to write in "Daytona 500" under race, even though it will probably land me in jail.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I would SO do that!!