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Further evidence that hippies are morons

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 21, 2010, 03:46:44 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

March 21, 2010, 03:46:44 AM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/17/BAGI1CGM1H.DTL

It's almost like an Onion story, except it further serves to highlight why I hate people who choose to believe in simple solutions to complex situations, like food-faddists, like anti-vaccine people, or people who think that raw milk is a panacaea.   
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

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March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

Lies

#2
March 21, 2010, 03:54:33 AM
 :horrormirth:

On the bright side, we can tell our children to stay away from vegans by telling them they're evil people who use vegetables to hurt you and you can cite that story as proof.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nast

#3
March 21, 2010, 03:55:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

You beat me to it!

Lawl, animal holocaust.  :lulz:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
March 21, 2010, 03:55:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#5
March 21, 2010, 03:57:05 AM
Brb, enjoying some Auschnitzel.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cain

#6
March 21, 2010, 04:44:05 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:55:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

You beat me to it!

Lawl, animal holocaust.  :lulz:

I'm pretty sure I should make some tasteless pun about ovens or holocaust denial here, but I'm six seven vodkas worse for wear, and cannot think of any.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
March 21, 2010, 04:57:29 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:57:05 AM
Brb, enjoying some Auschnitzel.

This was terrible.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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March 21, 2010, 05:05:21 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 21, 2010, 03:46:44 AM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/17/BAGI1CGM1H.DTL

It's almost like an Onion story, except it further serves to highlight why I hate people who choose to believe in simple solutions to complex situations, like food-faddists, like anti-vaccine people, or people who think that raw milk is a panacaea.   


:lulz:

QuoteThe group said Keith was wrong about veganism, referred to her as an "animal holocaust denier," and scolded her for calling the "agents of state oppression" - the police.

Because throwing chili pepper in peoples eyes totally isn't assault.  They eat their own.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Nast

#9
March 21, 2010, 05:54:49 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 21, 2010, 04:57:29 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:57:05 AM
Brb, enjoying some Auschnitzel.

This was terrible.  :lol:

Maybe it would have been better with a side of arbeit macht fries?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

#10
March 21, 2010, 06:05:49 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 04:44:05 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:55:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

You beat me to it!

Lawl, animal holocaust.  :lulz:

I'm pretty sure I should make some tasteless pun about ovens or holocaust denial here, but I'm six seven vodkas worse for wear, and cannot think of any.

It's okay, I have that part covered.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Dysnomia

#11
March 21, 2010, 05:41:27 PM
UGH STUPID MILITANT VEGANS!

:argh!:


IMO what people eat or don't should be a personal decision, much like most things, so I don't go "ZOMG UR AN ANIMAL HATER" when people do normal things like...have a steak.  1-it doesn't help anything, 2-it's annoying as FUCK, 3-it's not any of my business if you like to eat all kinds of (what I think is) gross shit..so long as it's legal to eat, 3-PETA can go to hell for killing animals they didn't need to, and for telling me it's abusive to ride my horse.


SPS,
kinda fails at being a vegetarian
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Kai

#12
March 21, 2010, 05:51:25 PM
From what you are saying, it seems it would be much better to fail at being a vegetarian than to win at it.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Dysnomia

#13
March 21, 2010, 06:00:30 PM
Word.

I'm not going to lie, because really I would love it if we were a mostly or total vegetarian society, but it's not my business to tell other people what they can and cannot eat, so long as it's legal.  It's far more practical IMO to make sure that the processing facilities are simply doing things in a humane, and healthy way (lolecolilolol) for the animals being processed, the workers, and the consumers.

I like cheese, and my eggs.  Though I would defintely tone down on how much I use leather if more (attractive) things were not made from it.  Being an equestrian, for example, is really hard to do while being vegan at all, and impossible if totally (since riding horses=abuse lol)

SPS,
is currently lusting after a $4,000 leather dressage saddle

http://www.selledelgrange.com/sellesetaccessoires-ficheproduit.php5?id=15
OR
http://www.selledelgrange.com/sellesetaccessoires-ficheproduit.php5?id=16

look at how sexy that shit is.   :fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
March 21, 2010, 06:35:15 PM
Upon pondering, I've come to realize that the cuter things are, the more likely it is that you can raise them in your backyard, and therefore the more environmentally friendly.

Pygmy goats? Check!
Chickens? Check!
Lambs? Check!
Bunnies? Check!

Therefore the answer to saving the environment is to restrict yourself to eating only cute things.



"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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