Author Topic: Why Norton?  (Read 4987 times)

LMNO

  • Lubricated and Rabid Lungfish of Impending Sexdoom™
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 62145
  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
    • View Profile
    • Earfatigue Productions: When it has to sound like you give a shit.
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2010, 08:10:39 pm »
STOP JUDGING ME!

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33111
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2010, 08:12:05 pm »
STOP JUDGING ME!

I wasn't judging, I was simply making an observation.

But you are taking a hell of a risk, exposing your junk near the exhaust system of a car.  That's where the sand gooks take their sustenance, when they cling to the chassis like ticks.  Or so I have heard from an Englishman.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

LMNO

  • Lubricated and Rabid Lungfish of Impending Sexdoom™
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 62145
  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
    • View Profile
    • Earfatigue Productions: When it has to sound like you give a shit.
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2010, 08:17:12 pm »
"sand gooks"?

Doktor Howl

  • Вся ваша база принадлежит нам
  • One-Armed Jizz Moppers
  • Deserved It
  • **
  • Posts: 33111
  • Horrible Bastard
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2010, 08:23:25 pm »
"sand gooks"?

Quote from: Old Man Roanoke
Oh yes.  They hunt me.  I have fought the sand gook for thirty years or more.  They know my name.  Their men are impotent with hate and their women smell like a baby's graveyard.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

LuciferX

  • Metanoia
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 2884
  • fripping moncrey!
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2010, 10:12:51 pm »
There are no Antses in Cuba...
Hic Salta?
________
Constant Eso-Opthamologist of Elicited Stopped-Clock Illusions, brings it back, or sinners just repent______

themenniss

  • the noisly patient one.
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 148
  • Wretched and Carniverous Sin Hole.
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2010, 06:15:38 am »
Wow, I can't believe people are asking such questions here.

Go burn yourself at the stake, heathen, til you learn your lesson as to why you should not question ancient discordian wisdom.

So it is written, so shall it be, AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED
but.... but.... ugh.
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

LuciferX

  • Metanoia
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 2884
  • fripping moncrey!
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2010, 06:25:11 pm »
AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED
but.... but....

CHAIN SMELLS RED?
Hic Salta?
________
Constant Eso-Opthamologist of Elicited Stopped-Clock Illusions, brings it back, or sinners just repent______

El Sjaako

  • Posts: 4587
  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 213
  • Posts: 6773
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2010, 04:39:19 pm »
It could very well be that Mal2 didn't feature dexter because he didn't know about him. This was the 50/60's, there was no internet to look for crazy people.

Telarus

  • Fictional Ego
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6586
  • Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2010, 11:51:23 pm »
It could very well be that Mal2 didn't feature dexter because he didn't know about him. This was the 50/60's, there was no internet to look for crazy people.

SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER!  - PD, page 38
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!


Telarus

  • Fictional Ego
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6586
  • Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #40 on: October 31, 2010, 01:39:45 am »
So which dexter where you referring to, Captain Contextless?


Sidenote: Sweeet - http://sinisterdexter.net/index.php
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

El Sjaako

  • Posts: 4587
  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 213
  • Posts: 6773
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #41 on: October 31, 2010, 08:42:02 am »
"Lord" Timothy Dexter, you know, the one this thread was more or less about?

Jasper

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 15822
  • Pull-Start Enema Wasteland
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #42 on: October 31, 2010, 09:02:01 am »
Has there ever been an explanation as to why Emperor Norton took on such a role as he has in Discordiaism?

If Emperor Norton did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Telarus

  • Fictional Ego
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6586
  • Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #43 on: October 31, 2010, 10:58:59 pm »
"Lord" Timothy Dexter, you know, the one this thread was more or less about?

Oh, my bad. I thought this was a different thread.  :oops:
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Lies

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6633
    • View Profile
Re: Why Norton?
« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2010, 12:50:54 am »
For those of you who wish to "read more" into lord timothy, apparently here is his "book".

http://www.lordtimothydexter.com/the_holl_pickle_1.htm
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!