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Happy OR KILL ME Day!

Started by Doktor Howl, March 24, 2010, 12:46:35 AM

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Doktor Howl

March 24, 2010, 12:46:35 AM
On this date, 235 years ago, Patrick Henry stuck his head in a noose (damn near literally), and told the King of England to kiss his spotty arse...and thus "Or Kill Me" was born as a concept, though he had in fact phrased it "or give me death".

Molon Lube

Jasper

#1
March 24, 2010, 02:12:16 AM
Glad to hear that I wasn't too far off the mark in my estimation of the phrase!

Now I can spend the next four years furtively deconstructing "Okay for now".

Doktor Howl

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March 24, 2010, 02:13:04 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 24, 2010, 02:12:16 AM
Glad to hear that I wasn't too far off the mark in my estimation of the phrase!

Now I can spend the next four years furtively deconstructing "Okay for now".

:lulz:

It does actually have a meaning, you know.
Molon Lube

The Wizard

#3
March 24, 2010, 02:13:59 AM
Awesome! I didn't realize that was today. One of my favorite founding fathers. Good.
Insanity we trust.

Elder Iptuous

#4
March 24, 2010, 02:26:29 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 24, 2010, 02:13:59 AM
Awesome! I didn't realize that was today. One of my favorite founding fathers. Good.

I've got doubles.
i'll trade you for a Jefferson if you throw in the bubble gum....

The Wizard

#5
March 24, 2010, 02:29:13 AM
Hmm. In what condition are they?
Insanity we trust.

NotPublished

#6
March 24, 2010, 02:41:58 AM
He lived as a Hero
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

#7
March 24, 2010, 02:43:04 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on March 24, 2010, 02:41:58 AM
He lived as a Hero stone freak.

Fixed.
Molon Lube

the last yatto

#8
March 24, 2010, 03:01:23 AM
wish i knew this before i went to jack in the box... i would have asked for my sandwitch or KILL ME
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Doktor Howl

#9
March 24, 2010, 03:02:10 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 24, 2010, 03:01:23 AM
wish i knew this before i went to jack in the box... i would have asked for my sandwitch or KILL ME

Fun fact:  You can do this every day.
Molon Lube

PeregrineBF

#10
March 24, 2010, 03:24:33 AM
Doing things every day makes people get used to them.

Doktor Howl

#11
March 24, 2010, 03:26:22 AM
Quote from: PeregrineBF on March 24, 2010, 03:24:33 AM
Doing things every day makes people get used to them.

Good.

They should get used to some good things, to balance all the horrible shit we've gotten used to.
Molon Lube

Jasper

#12
March 24, 2010, 04:09:19 AM
Interesting thought:  if we were used to all the horrible shit in the world, but not used to anything good, how bad would life really be?

Well, pretty bad actually.  But still, interesting thought.
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