The Shame Thread.

[Jenne]

I DONNO WHO JOHN WATERS IS.

THAT is a TOTAL shame.

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I'M SMOKING THE DEVIL WEED AND IT'S ONLY 11AM.

[LMNO]

I DONNO WHO JOHN WATERS IS.

THAT is a TOTAL shame.

A LOWDOWN DIRTY SHAME.

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I DONNO WHO JOHN WATERS IS.

THAT is a TOTAL shame.

A LOWDOWN DIRTY SHAME.

A STEAMING DOG SHIT EATING SHAME.

[LMNO]

A PSYCHOPATIC MOTHER DANCING INTERRACIALLY AFTER KILLING THEIR HUSBAND WEARING CHA-CHA HEELS MOTORCYCLE-RIDIN' IRONICALLY DEVOID PHOTORGRAPHIC OYSTER-SLURPIN' SHAME.

[Jenne]

A PSYCHOPATIC MOTHER DANCING INTERRACIALLY AFTER KILLING THEIR HUSBAND WEARING CHA-CHA HEELS MOTORCYCLE-RIDIN' IRONICALLY DEVOID PHOTORGRAPHIC OYSTER-SLURPIN' SHAME.

and the crowd roared for more!

[Richter]

I BECOME A MORON IN THE PRESENCE OF CUTE REDHEADS.

I BECOME A MORON

Seriously still one of my favorite new sayings.

[Brotep]

WHEN I DON'T WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE, INSTEAD OF MANNING IT UP AND DECIDING ON THE SPOT I PROCRASTINATE SUCH THAT IT IS NO LONGER FEASIBLE TO ATTEND BECAUSE BY THE TIME I ARRIVED I WOULD BE REALLY LATE

[Jasper]

I AM A JANITOR. 

A JANITOR

[Freeky]

RATHER THAN JUST CLEAN MY FUCKING GLASSES SO I CAN SEE, I WOULD RATHER TRY TO PEER THROUGH AND AROUND THE VARIOUS SPOTS ON THEM.

[Richter]

I OPENLY ADMIT TO BEING OK WITH POSSESSING DEAD THINGS.

[Payne]

I AM ALL THESE THINGS AND MANY MORE FOR I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING MESSIAH OF SHAME.

[Freeky]

I KIND OF LIKE NINE INCH NAILS.

[LMNO]

I KIND OF LIKE NINE INCH NAILS.

Wait, that's shameful?

[Suu]

I flirt too much. Even if I mean nothing by it.