The reason why school sucks shit through a straw is...

[KittehAmazing]

i see, well......i would only have to imagen til' i get there.

[Freeky]

Yep.

[KittehAmazing]

yippee! cant wait!!!

[Golden Applesauce]

there is this one teacher who ass kisses the principle and loves to nag us about changing our behavior for high school or else we are going to fail.

The thing is, the typical middle schooler would fail high school.  Which is why the typical middle schooler is is middle school, not high school.  So, annoying as it is, your teacher is probably right.

[KittehAmazing]

exactly. but it just so annoying to hear the bitch say it a billion times a week. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I didn't go to school. Mostly.

I don't necessarily recommend that course of action, though, and it's probably not a good idea for me to share the experiences I did have in school. Apparently I have a "problem with authority".

You've made it this far, you'll be OK for the rest of it. If your state allows early graduation, you might consider going for that, though.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

TGG I know exactly how you feel.  They've turned school into concentration camps and there isn't even the possible relief of being gassed...

Your Dad has the right idea, trust me, learn that "Ice Queen" look and attitude and things can improve. 

If nothing else you can harass the emos and make them cry.  It's not much but it helps the day go by!

As for forgery....  eh well, my son is terribly bad about stealing prescription pads and letterhead everytime we go to the Dr's office (which if you've heard about my year lemme tell you we live there) and will write himself all types of excuses.  You can't read Dr's writing anyway so he just scribbles and turns it in. But you didn't hear that from me..... ok? 

I might harass SOME people, but there aren't any emos at my school. It's filled with goths, punk rocker people, and WAY too many preps than there should. I would harass the preps, but like I said, way too many of them than there should, cause then they'ed all gang up on me, and I'm not allowed to bring my baseball bat with rusty nails of revenge to school. 

[ThatGreenGentleman]

I found FUN™ in school by making Pedantry an art form.  Learn the rules, then work inside them, right up to the edge.  Then then change the rules, and you do it all over again.

Back in the MW troll days, I went fucking nuts on them doing this. 





What?  Yes, I was a nerd in high school.  How did you know?

you were a nerd? 

[President Television]

Does your school have security cameras? Mine does.

Not that this has much bearing on things. I draw mustaches on posters around the school all the time, and I've never been caught. I don't think my school has anyone watching the cameras.

Anyway, I think there's some merit to what Faust said. My school doesn't have Monitors, but I've dealt with nosy lunch ladies by treating them as human beings. They were very taken aback.

[LMNO]

I found FUN™ in school by making Pedantry an art form.  Learn the rules, then work inside them, right up to the edge.  Then then change the rules, and you do it all over again.

Back in the MW troll days, I went fucking nuts on them doing this. 





What?  Yes, I was a nerd in high school.  How did you know?

you were a nerd? 

You bet.  Honor roll, Cum Laude, etc etc.


Made up for it in college, though.  And when I dropped out of college.

[Richter]

Highschool is a mess.  The college fun is worth getting through it though.

Good luck, and watch out for the apes.  Most can't handle their personalities or hormones 10 years after, much less the first few years of them actually kicking in

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

TGG I know exactly how you feel.  They've turned school into concentration camps and there isn't even the possible relief of being gassed...

Your Dad has the right idea, trust me, learn that "Ice Queen" look and attitude and things can improve. 

If nothing else you can harass the emos and make them cry.  It's not much but it helps the day go by!

As for forgery....  eh well, my son is terribly bad about stealing prescription pads and letterhead everytime we go to the Dr's office (which if you've heard about my year lemme tell you we live there) and will write himself all types of excuses.  You can't read Dr's writing anyway so he just scribbles and turns it in. But you didn't hear that from me..... ok? 

I might harass SOME people, but there aren't any emos at my school. It's filled with goths, punk rocker people, and WAY too many preps than there should. I would harass the preps, but like I said, way too many of them than there should, cause then they'ed all gang up on me, and I'm not allowed to bring my baseball bat with rusty nails of revenge to school. 

These feelings you have are the reason high school is considered the best and the worst years of your life.  It sucks ass a lot of the time! Come visit me and the kids, one bus ride and you will truly appreciate AZ 

[F-Holes]

Yup. But I feel bad for the FUN. It's withered and dried up in the corner, we've poked it to see if it was still breathing, but it's nose fell off. 

No, that's Public Fun.  His ugly brother, Sneaky Horrible Bastard Fun, is alive and well.  You just have to find him.  Without getting caught.

I did not know there was ever such a thing as PUBLIC fun. Surely you mean public INDECENCY?

[Doktor Howl]

Yup. But I feel bad for the FUN. It's withered and dried up in the corner, we've poked it to see if it was still breathing, but it's nose fell off.  

No, that's Public Fun.  His ugly brother, Sneaky Horrible Bastard Fun, is alive and well.  You just have to find him.  Without getting caught.

I did not know there was ever such a thing as PUBLIC fun. Surely you mean public INDECENCY?

HURRRRRR

[Batty Kissinger]

I had the most fun in high school trying to be as adult as possible. The teachers don't know what to think, you blow their mind, and you can get away with doing whatever you want.