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The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread

Started by Lord Quantum, April 01, 2010, 01:21:31 PM

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Doktor Howl

#15
April 02, 2010, 04:51:10 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 02, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some.  :sad:

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.
Molon Lube

-Kel-

#16
April 02, 2010, 07:41:23 AM
went to class....

kidnapped one of badge's cat and dyed it blue.

Iason Ouabache

#17
April 02, 2010, 07:54:01 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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BADGE OF HONOR

#18
April 02, 2010, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on April 02, 2010, 07:41:23 AM
went to class....

kidnapped one of badge's cat and dyed it blue.

Joke's on you she was born blue!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

PeregrineBF

#19
April 02, 2010, 09:59:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 04:51:10 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 02, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some.  :sad:

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.

Also, superglue dries very, very fast. Not so good for this sort of thing. Try charged capacitors.

ThatGreenGentleman

#20
April 03, 2010, 04:20:24 AM
Quote from: PeregrineBF on April 02, 2010, 09:59:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 04:51:10 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 02, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some.  :sad:

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.

Also, superglue dries very, very fast. Not so good for this sort of thing. Try charged capacitors.

What's a "charged capacitor"? Depending on what it is, I might use it for next April fool's day.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

PeregrineBF

#21
April 03, 2010, 04:26:19 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitor

The photo-flash ones in disposable cameras are great, stick the flash unit on the bottom of the chair with wires running up it. 350 volts to the ass.
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