The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread

[Doktor Howl]

was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some. 

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.

[-Kel-]

went to class....

kidnapped one of badge's cat and dyed it blue.

[Iason Ouabache]

I wish this was a real product:

http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula--WAITING-LIST-ONLY_p_84.html#

[BADGE OF HONOR]

went to class....

kidnapped one of badge's cat and dyed it blue.

Joke's on you she was born blue!

[PeregrineBF]

was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some. 

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.

Also, superglue dries very, very fast. Not so good for this sort of thing. Try charged capacitors.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some. 

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.

Also, superglue dries very, very fast. Not so good for this sort of thing. Try charged capacitors.

What's a "charged capacitor"? Depending on what it is, I might use it for next April fool's day.

[PeregrineBF]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitor

The photo-flash ones in disposable cameras are great, stick the flash unit on the bottom of the chair with wires running up it. 350 volts to the ass.