YUOR APPLESAUCE IS MADE OF CORN!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

IT'S NATURAL!

[Cain]

Fuck yeah it is.

You know what else is natural?  Arsenic.

[Richter]

America doesn't have a breadbaset anymore, its a cornhole now.  
Fuck amber waves of grain, we have low cost, subsidized processed sweetener that will FUCKING KILL YOU.
We need to put all the corn somewhere.  Gift from the gods and all.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

What we really need is more subsidies for corn.

[Cain]

Or to start making corn from other products.  So you can use more corn to make other stuff.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

The department of agriculture says they want to offer you a job.

[Richter]

LET THE MATING BEGIN!

[Cain]

Phase 2, will be even better.  That's where we start making corn out of products made originally out of corn, before being turned into Applesauce and crap.

It's like a giant pyramid scheme, OF CORN!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Richter]

Phase 2, will be even better.  That's where we start making corn out of products made originally out of corn, before being turned into Applesauce and crap.

It's like a giant pyramid scheme, OF CORN!

Biodegradable corn plastic wrapping for foods, which make a delicious soup stock when allowed to spoil JUST a bit. 

They WILL sell us trash juice, and they will charge.

[Freeky]

Phase 2, will be even better.  That's where we start making corn out of products made originally out of corn, before being turned into Applesauce and crap.

It's like a giant pyramid scheme, OF CORN!

Biodegradable corn plastic wrapping for foods, which make a delicious soup stock when allowed to spoil JUST a bit. 

They WILL sell us trash juice, and they will charge.

UGH! OMG UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH!!!!!!!!! 

[East Coast Hustle]

It's like a giant pyramid scheme, OF CORN!

you just accurately described most of American between the Missouri River and the Appalachians.

[Jasper]

Now I kind of want to find out how to do that.  You know, take normal, healthy corn, turn it into refined matter, then transmute it into I dunno unhealthy corn that tastes better than real corn and gives you gout.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Phase 2, will be even better.  That's where we start making corn out of products made originally out of corn, before being turned into Applesauce and crap.

It's like a giant pyramid scheme, OF CORN!

Biodegradable corn plastic wrapping for foods, which make a delicious soup stock when allowed to spoil JUST a bit. 

They WILL sell us trash juice, and they will charge.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Somebody scoop that up! We can make it into CORN!