discordian labels

[LMNO]

You want people to be afraid of you?  Become a fundamentalist teabagger with a gun.

They talk about Jesus, and you GO TO THE FUCKING WALL WITH JESUS.

FOR YHVH AND THE LORD CHRIST YOUR GOD ARE VENGEFUL, AND WILL COME WITH A SWORD.

[Doktor Howl]

You want people to be afraid of you?  Become a fundamentalist teabagger with a gun.

They talk about Jesus, and you GO TO THE FUCKING WALL WITH JESUS.

FOR YHVH AND THE LORD CHRIST YOUR GOD ARE VENGEFUL, AND WILL COME WITH A SWORD.

Seriously.  They're silly too, but not as silly as some stupid fucker in a skull T-shirt with Hot Topic™ "satanic" jewelry.

[Cain]

I had a JW come around here the other day.  First time in nearly a decade one has knocked on the door.  He was very well dressed, and simply gave me a card and walked away.  Maybe we have classier JW's over here.

[BabylonHoruv]

I think you have a fetish for having people call you a faggot.

[President Television]

Whenever people ask me about my religion, I tell them about discordianism.

They never bring it up again.

[Triple Zero]

Personally, I think satanists and christians are somewhat equally dumb, they both bought into some ridiculous con.


Although, when I meet a satanist I feel a real unstoppable urge to make fun of their religion, while in the case of christians, doing the same would make me look like a huge dick.

But in all fairness, I don't think this is because of some inherent quality of extra funnyness in satanism that christianity doesn't have. It's the other way around, why does making fun of someone confessing to be a christian (or a muslim, for that matter) havd to make you look like a dick? I would like to make fun of all religions equally. Including my own.

[Jasper]

 It's only okay to make fun of a religion/ethnicity/group if they have never been persecuted.  Once persecuted, said group is SRS BZNS and must NOT BE MOCKED, or you are EVIL.