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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by notathing, March 31, 2010, 04:22:42 AM

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do you openly call yourself a discordian irl?

yeah, everyone I know knows I am one
6 (11.3%)
yeah, my friends know and sutff
9 (17%)
sometimes/it depends
17 (32.1%)
no,  but I don't care if anyone knows.
3 (5.7%)
no, they wouldn't understand
3 (5.7%)
yes, and I don't consider myself a discordian
0 (0%)
no, and I don't consider myself a discordian
3 (5.7%)
i just don't care.
3 (5.7%)
maybe
1 (1.9%)
other (explain)
5 (9.4%)
you're a faggot.
3 (5.7%)

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LMNO

#60
April 05, 2010, 02:54:39 PM
You want people to be afraid of you?  Become a fundamentalist teabagger with a gun.

They talk about Jesus, and you GO TO THE FUCKING WALL WITH JESUS.

FOR YHVH AND THE LORD CHRIST YOUR GOD ARE VENGEFUL, AND WILL COME WITH A SWORD.

Doktor Howl

#61
April 05, 2010, 05:30:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 05, 2010, 02:54:39 PM
You want people to be afraid of you?  Become a fundamentalist teabagger with a gun.

They talk about Jesus, and you GO TO THE FUCKING WALL WITH JESUS.

FOR YHVH AND THE LORD CHRIST YOUR GOD ARE VENGEFUL, AND WILL COME WITH A SWORD.

Seriously.  They're silly too, but not as silly as some stupid fucker in a skull T-shirt with Hot Topic™ "satanic" jewelry.
Molon Lube

Cain

#62
April 05, 2010, 05:34:25 PM
I had a JW come around here the other day.  First time in nearly a decade one has knocked on the door.  He was very well dressed, and simply gave me a card and walked away.  Maybe we have classier JW's over here.

BabylonHoruv

#63
April 09, 2010, 08:22:01 PM
I think you have a fetish for having people call you a faggot.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

President Television

#64
April 09, 2010, 09:09:54 PM
Whenever people ask me about my religion, I tell them about discordianism.

They never bring it up again.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Triple Zero

#65
April 10, 2010, 12:36:27 PM
Personally, I think satanists and christians are somewhat equally dumb, they both bought into some ridiculous con.


Although, when I meet a satanist I feel a real unstoppable urge to make fun of their religion, while in the case of christians, doing the same would make me look like a huge dick.

But in all fairness, I don't think this is because of some inherent quality of extra funnyness in satanism that christianity doesn't have. It's the other way around, why does making fun of someone confessing to be a christian (or a muslim, for that matter) havd to make you look like a dick? I would like to make fun of all religions equally. Including my own.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Jasper

#66
April 10, 2010, 09:02:32 PM
 It's only okay to make fun of a religion/ethnicity/group if they have never been persecuted.  Once persecuted, said group is SRS BZNS and must NOT BE MOCKED, or you are EVIL.
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