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"Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« on: April 01, 2010, 11:38:23 am »
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Human "Dominance" Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in people aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.

Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people's perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 1630 people aged 17-67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr. Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. "Ethical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work," reported Macmillan, "but the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed."

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How long until cops spray down protesters with this submission chemical?
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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 02:46:00 pm »
I suspect they've already put their orders in.

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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 02:48:47 pm »
nice link LOL
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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 03:13:29 pm »
It's made with bits of real panther.
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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 05:14:00 pm »
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.
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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 05:20:40 pm »
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. :lulz:

"YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THIS ARTIFICIALLY SYNTHESIZED DOMINANCE BUTT-JUICE!"

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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 05:23:03 pm »
Net:  Well played.  :lol:

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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 06:25:37 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 07:18:41 pm »
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Human "Dominance" Pheromone Discovered

A pheromone correlated with traits in people aged 17 - 67 identified, according to a battery of factor analysis studies at Boston University.

Recent research in human olfaction has concluded that the scent of lemon increases people's perception of their own health, a constituent of rose oil lowers blood pressure, but a chemical secreted by human beings effects submission to commands?  

An apocrine gland located in the anus of 1630 people aged 17-67 has been correlated by an interdiscplinary team of researchers headed by Dr. Goldie Macmillan of Boston Medical University. "Ethical considerations have been raised by opponents of our work," reported Macmillan, "but the crux of these concerns is based on misconceptions about how pheremones are sensed."

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How long until cops spray down protesters with this submission chemical?

Don't be ridiculous, they're already doing it and HIMEOBS is selling it to them.

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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 07:54:00 pm »
I get all my news from that source.
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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2010, 05:34:40 pm »
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

I have known this for YEARS.

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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2010, 05:41:23 pm »
JENKEM,

It's the the cops are best at, innit?


(don't know why I posted that  :oops:)

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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2010, 12:43:17 am »
LOCATED IN THE ANUS!  :lulz:

I love nature, and what it does to us.

The pheromone makes people compelled to kiss ass too, I'd a assume.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 07:25:16 am »
That's why older siblings always have an urge to fart in their brothers faces. (Or is that just me?)
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Re: "Dominance" Pheremone Discovered
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 06:04:39 pm »
I call bullshit on this study!

Dick Cheney demonstrates that the trait clearly goes beyond the age of 67!
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