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From: The Shit I Have to Deal With Dept.

Started by Dimocritus, April 01, 2010, 03:07:14 PM

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Freeky

#30
April 05, 2010, 06:26:40 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 05, 2010, 12:23:12 PM
Heh, I'll try, but being in a good mood its kinda tricky.

If you can't do it without being in a bad mood, please to not worry about it.  :)

BADGE OF HONOR

#31
April 06, 2010, 02:44:13 AM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FREEKY SHE MISSED BY LIKE 300 MILES  :argh!:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Freeky

#32
April 06, 2010, 02:53:03 AM
Sorry. :sad:

Doktor Howl

#33
April 06, 2010, 02:54:14 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 06, 2010, 02:44:13 AM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FREEKY SHE MISSED BY LIKE 300 MILES  :argh!:

Who was she supposed to hit?
Molon Lube

Freeky

#34
April 06, 2010, 02:56:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 05, 2010, 02:02:10 AM
Hey Pix? I wouldn't, you know, mind if you made it rain down here this week. It's really hot.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Just spent 4 hours in 90 degrees, inside abodes and out-of-doors.

Doktor Howl

#35
April 06, 2010, 02:57:55 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 06, 2010, 02:56:30 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 05, 2010, 02:02:10 AM
Hey Pix? I wouldn't, you know, mind if you made it rain down here this week. It's really hot.

Mistress Professor Freeky,
Just spent 4 hours in 90 degrees, inside abodes and out-of-doors.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  PIX WILL KILL US ALL!
Molon Lube

Freeky

#36
April 06, 2010, 03:00:32 AM
HEY YOU GUISE, WHAT DOES THIS BIG RED BUTTON MARKED "DO NOT PUSH" DO?

:horrormirth:

Telarus

#37
April 06, 2010, 05:27:46 AM
It makes you a Latte (......................no, wait, that's the big red button just to the left of the one that says "DO NOT PUSH").
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Suu

#38
April 06, 2010, 05:34:56 AM
I would just like to point out that this part of the country is a fucking disaster.

War will be waged on the desert lands of the Southwest if needless praying to the Goddess of Rain goes sour.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#39
April 06, 2010, 05:36:38 AM
I said sorry... And I promise not to do it again.

Dimocritus

#40
April 06, 2010, 06:19:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 06, 2010, 05:34:56 AM
I would just like to point out that this part of the country is a fucking disaster.

War will be waged on the desert lands of the Southwest if needless praying to the Goddess of Rain goes sour.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Suu

#41
April 06, 2010, 06:48:52 PM
It's drizzling. :crankey:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#42
April 06, 2010, 08:48:33 PM
Yea, I have a really bad aim. Sorry badge!

I have been sleeping in 4 hour shifts since moving back to my place. This did make me crankey.

Utah needs a bit of rain, though, it IS a desert.

Roaring Biscuit!

#43
April 06, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 01, 2010, 08:57:21 PM
Bonus points if you can find a boat and go skiing/waterboarding.

:crankey:

you dont really need a boat for that you know...

Dimocritus

#44
April 06, 2010, 09:52:31 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on April 06, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 01, 2010, 08:57:21 PM
Bonus points if you can find a boat and go skiing/waterboarding.

:crankey:

you dont really need a boat for that you know...

:lulz:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"
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